sayfray

Former mallcop here. Still working security. What is the most ludicrous thing a tenant (shop) has called and wanted assistance with? I was once called to a store because the shop keepers were getting harassed by prank calls. Definitely not within my realm of responsibility as their telephones are contracted with the cable company and not the mall. They were insistent on me filing a report though.

I've got a coworket that brags about his "13 confirmed kills" while deployed in Afghanistan. I call him Cotton Hill.