Killer_Brig

1. I used to be muscular from working construction, but I let my fat build up over top of it. I'm strong, but not built. So no.

2. That's pretty ambiguous, let me get back to you.

3. It's an outlet mall, it's got eight aisles. Big, but not huge.

4. Every day man. Every. Single. Day.

I appreciate that man, most people don't have any respect for me.

Alright maggots, who gave me gold? ^{I secretly love you.}

Ah yes, we get a lot of reports of shoplifting, but I can't really do anything about it except ask the person to leave if I see them, and that's a big if.

Anyway, one day Maurice's calls and says they and about six other stores have been hit by a group of shoplifters. They ask me what they should do, and I tell them to call the police.

The police arrive and stop this woman in the McDonald's parking lot and get $1800 worth of stolen clothing out of her car. That was a good day.

That guy took his job too seriously.

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