Nihilistic945

I actually took it as the opposite. Cement feathered bird wouldn't fly, discretion doesn't fly, speak up. Damn.

when I was a teen, my friends and I used to fuck with the mall cops a lot. I just want to say I'm sorry and now that I'm older I realize how hard it was for them not to just beat us to death in the stair well. I couldn't be a mall cop.

My dad used to be pretty amazing on a unicycle, then gave it up a while back. When he was in his late 40's, he busted out the old Uni at a family gathering. Started riding and doing tricks. He then tried to jump up a curb, which he's done thousands of times. He started too far back, hit the curb with a lot of forward momentum and ate shit. He didn't just trip and fall on the curb, it stopped him, then used his forward momentum and whipped him face first onto the sidewalk. Broke his glasses and almost his cheek bone. He hasn't touched it since.

Sorry for the pointless story, I just wanted to share.