Hello, yo, hi, I'm Chuck Palahniuk the worst best bad writr. Neither can I spell or keyboard. Ask away.
No, officer, I have not been drinking. What makes you -- hic -- ask?
I seems that North Korea has shot my sattelite web provider out of the sky. But I'm back. My web-based upsets are spoiling Dennis W's big date at the movies, tonight -- Sorry Dennis
If I disappear for a minute, feel free to check this excerpt of the infamous "cat story"... http://byl.nr/YQT4GV
April 22nd -- me again. I'll be dropping in from time to time, trying to mop up a few more questions. This forum is so new to me, thank you for your patience. Namaste. ( I can't believe i just said namaste )
April 30th -- A huge Thank You to Village Books in Bellingham, and to the Wild Buffalo, and to the readers who came to throw their balls in the air in yet another experiment around making book events NOT suck. And I have to boast and gloat... Didn't I tell you how funny Monica Drake is? I saw all of you roaring with laughter. That's why Chelsea had to call a beer break: No one could follow Monica. She was so freaking-funny. Here, today, I'm back to field a couple more questions, see below...
May 8th -- Hah! I can't believe they still allow me to revise this thing. A special "Thank You" to teacher David Nathan in Bellaire, Texas, for the awesome letter. You assign a pretty gutsy reading list.