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sincewedidthedo769 karma

Are you wearing fresh inner pants?

sincewedidthedo640 karma

It's a burning question, sir.

sincewedidthedo589 karma

As a middle-aged man with a "DADDY'S LITTLE CUTIE" lower back tattoo, what percentage chance do I have of becoming a Suicide Girl?

sincewedidthedo410 karma

What's my boy Jeb Bush up to?

sincewedidthedo326 karma

Upvote for making my username into a sex toy!