neonshoelaces

Hey Chuck,

When I was 12, I stole Fight Club from a Barnes & Noble. You instantly became my favorite author after that. Do you have a P.O. box I can send the $12 I still owe you from my klepto phase?

I am impressed, you are clearly more talented than I. Honestly, I figured you don't really need my twelve bucks and I was shamelessly trying to get you to talk to me. I have purchased Phoenix, I feel very happy now, and I am unremorseful for my thievery.

Did I help assuage some guilt or just prove I'm scummer than thou?

Then I hope you rock on with less weight in your boots, internet friend.