Before you even ask, 100 duck sized horses.
For those who don't know what "AOL Squatter" is about, here's the original story: http://news.cnet.com/8301-32973_3-57440513-296/meet-the-tireless-entrepreneur-who-squatted-at-aol/
CNN coverage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i76PO_Dxj4
And the TIL post that frontpaged last week: http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1b6fhf/til_that_a_teen_secretly_lived_in_aols_hq_for_2/
I had a few folks request that I do this AMA, hopefully it won't disappoint. Proof: https://twitter.com/ericsimons40/status/319487908094554112
I'll do my best to answer every question but I do have a company to run! I'll be around until 2pm PST.
UPDATE: Thanks for the great questions! I'm answering questions for another hour, keep em coming! :) http://imgur.com/QF2VyQe
FINAL UPDATE: Thanks for all the awesome questions everyone! Feel free to post more, but I'll be tending to my day job now and will answer your q's when I eventually reopen reddit. I hope you learned some good stuff from my experiences - you guys rock!