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i_crave_more_cowbell5299 karma

Motherfucker ain't need to say nothing. He thought "I'ma go for a smoke with nine dogs" and that motherfucker went for a smoke with nine fucking dogs. He's a doer. I want to be like that.

I'm gonna go buy some cigarettes. And some dogs.

i_crave_more_cowbell1109 karma

Bullshit, how could you be in two places at once?

i_crave_more_cowbell1050 karma

he's still not gonna go on your podcast.

i_crave_more_cowbell789 karma

Tell that to my ex. I should have invested in glade pluggins.

i_crave_more_cowbell315 karma

I didn't realize I was gay until right now. Will you be my first man lover?