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thirdrail69540 karma

It's probably lonely, vulnerable, and insecure then. You're in buddy.

thirdrail69212 karma

Is it true that the VS models come and have makeout sessions with the staff or did I just make that up?

thirdrail69182 karma

Well, it's never too late. Watch out for splinters.

thirdrail69154 karma

I was going to ask "Why?" but someone beat me to it, so I'll ask: Did you ever have sex with the tree?

You can blame /u/Chazzwozzers for this question.

thirdrail69117 karma

I'm sorry to hear that.