IAm Sean O'Neal, News Editor for The A.V. Club. Ask me anything.
Hello, I'm Sean O'Neal. I run the Newswire section of The A.V. Club and am a contributing writer to The Onion. I am not the guy who was on Clarissa Explains It All. Sorry. Ask me something, I guess.
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UPDATE: Okay guys, thanks for this. There were way more people (as in "more than zero") than I thought there would be. I'm going to have to end now so I can get back to actual work. I hope this was entertaining in some small way, and also that it was the most spiritually edifying experience of your life, so that the rest of your days will be spent futilely trying to recapture this feeling.