PrecisionSoup

Hi Mr. Offerman! My boyfriend and I saw you at the Music Box this weekend and you were absolutely wonderful. I didn't get a chance to ask you my question then, though, so I'll ask it now:

I know you're a native Illinoisian and I gather also an avid outdoorsman -- do you have a favorite hiking or nature spot you like to visit when you're back in your home state?

Thank you so much for writing things. Seriously, you've brightened many an otherwise painful office morning for me with your hilarious posts. I owe you a drink.

If you could write an in-depth profile (a la Stephen Rodrick's NYT Magazine article on Lindsay Lohan) on any pop-culture mainstay, who would it be and why?