Zachary I. Braff

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known in 2001 for his role as Dr. John Dorian on the television series Scrubs, for which he was nominated for an Emmy Award and three Golden Globe Awards.

Hosted AMAs

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zachinoz4315 karma

My cock.

zachinoz4220 karma

Yes. Want one. Still deciding between Donald's face on my balls or Donalds balls on my face.

zachinoz4181 karma

Braff here. Is it true that your penis is so large that several times it has been mistaken as an eel?

zachinoz4173 karma

I wish it were tighter. Just had a physical and the doctor had to aim for the side.

zachinoz3993 karma

Either this guy has a lightbulb in his ass or his colon has a really good idea.

zachinoz3979 karma

Well thought-out answer. On behalf of the whole community, thank you.

zachinoz3913 karma

Right here. How baked can you be?

zachinoz3896 karma

If you ever get the chance, I highly recommend it.

zachinoz3822 karma

Have you ever visited /r/gonewild ? If not, why do you hate boobs?

zachinoz3812 karma

Follow up: are you able to ride a bicycle, or does your eel need a sidecar?