IamA college graduate, failed international drug smuggler, and recently released prisoner AMA!
Hey Reddit! I've been meaning to do this for the last couple months but am finally getting around to it. I figure I'll keep the description short and sweet, and let the questions fill in the details.
I graduated college with a degree in Petroleum Engineering, but because I graduated during the oil downturn (gas prices went from 4$ to 2$) I was saddled with a load of student loans and no good way to pay them off. So, I decided to try and smuggle drugs by swallowing a bunch of cocaine fill packages in Panama, and flying them back into the U.S.. Unfortunately, one of the packages broke inside me, I had to call myself into the hospital in Florida and they cut them out of me. After nearly dying, spending 10 days in an induced coma, and waking up delusional, I ended up with a prison sentence, which I served, and got released this last February.
Hope you enjoy, and I'll answer your questions as best I can! If I can't get to them in these next couple hours, I'll make sure I answer them soon. I didn't have time to add the different police documents or medical records as proof but if you want, I'll add some of those as I go. For now, here's my Florida Department of Corrections ID.
Prison ID https://imgur.com/IUQj20F