The hotel that you stayed at in home alone 2 does not actually have a pool. What do you have to say for yourself?

A pool is wherever you want it to be

What's your favorite memory of Michael Jackson?

When I almost crashed my golfcart into his and he called me "Applehead"

Assuming you are home alone right now doing this AMA..?

You wish

If Wes Anderson sends you another script, would you say yes?

Im no fool in patrick stewart voice

I had a huge crush on you when I was 10. Did you also have a crush on me too?

Is your name Kelly Kapowski?

Are you happy? Looking back would you do anything different?

I am definitely happy. I know it sounds contrived or easy, but I wouldnt change a thing

How's life man?

Pretty great. Im here, arent I?

With all of the speculation about drug abuse, how bad did it actually get? What were your drugs of choice?

Do you still use any drugs? Drink?

Yes, I consumed and imbibed in drugs in my life. Never as bad as people said. Its not really a thing in my life right now. Im an adult.

I like to drink.

What's your favorite Christmas movie?

Duh

Hey man, just wanted to say you were great in Party Monster.

What's the craziest NYC club/party you've been to?

My bathroom gets pretty wild in the early am

What made you decide to do an AMA? Also- Helloooo from northern Vermont!

So you will check out my podcast and my website.

Please.

Im no fool

What's your biggest regret?

I dont have a biggest regret but most of my regrets involve women

how on earth did you get the bunnyears.com domain in 2018?

Practice

How did it feel to be referenced in Summer Girls by LFO?

Both flattered and conflicted

Could you have played Wallace in Scott Pilgrim vs the world better than Kieran?

Absolutely not. He totally killed it

playing any video games right now?

Starfox64

Hey guys; it's been fun. We actually went into overtime. Id love to do this again soon. Thanks for all your stupid questions.

In the meantime, check out my new weekly podcast Bunny Ears and BunnyEars.com. I only recommend em', cause I think youll dig'em.

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What is the most important thing in your life currently?

to destroy my enemies, seen them driven before me and to hear the lamentations of their women

You seem like a pretty chill dude. Can we hang sometime?

Im busy that day.

Also what are your feelings on the word Literally.

What was your favorite memory playing WoW?

When I was maxed out I could run Scarlet Monastery in two pulls

What book inspires you in your life?

When I was younger I used to get "The Little Prince" in the mail all the time.

When I was in my teens, fans sent me Catcher in the Rye.

In my 20s, It was Alan Moores Watchmen.

Now its just letters from Prison

What's next for you?

Lunch probably

I know you directed an incredibly deep-pan short film about your adventures with a slice of pizza but have you ever thought about working on a full feature film as a director?

Yeah, sure; haven't we all? Nothing to report at this moment, though

What was your experience like working on The Pagemaster? Did you have any involvement with the animation, or did you film your scenes long before the drawing began?

Animated takes years to make; I pretty much just showed up in the studio, talked alot; and a couple years later it was done

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If you were offered a role in any comic book movie adaptation, what would you wanted it to be the most?

Longshot, cause he's lucky

How do you feel about Steve Buscemi?

You mean, Uncle Buscems?

Hey Mr Culkin,

Are there any movies you passed on, or didn't get the chance to make for what ever reason, that you wished you would have taken?

I was sent the script to Rushmore; I was still retired then.

That's a perfect movie

Hey, you were a massive part of my childhood!!

Could you say hello to my wife, Toni?

Hi Anthony!

And no. I cant.

What do you feel is the biggest misconception about you?

My youthful wit and charm

I always wanted to ask whats your favorite athlete?

Chris Jericho. Cause hes a boss

Hey! Thanks for the AMA. What's your favourite city?

I dont want to be "that" guy, but yes; Paris.

Any chance you would collaborate with Redlettermedia again?

I havent been asked but Im a big fan of what they do

Do you still have and/or use a Talkboy?

Yes; thats what we record the podcast on every week

What was it like working on a Frasier episode?

It was easy; I did it from my room over the phone.

I have no regrets

Do you have a favorite piece of memorabilia that you have saved from any of the projects you've worked on?

I have my platform shoes from Party Monster; I regret not saving my wheelchair from saved

What has been the highlight of your 2018 so far?

Yellow and Pink

Do you get sick of people talking about Home Alone?

Its a self-answering question

Has Matt managed to get you to watch any One Piece or any other anime?

Not yet but on my list is One Punch Man, One Piece, FLCL, Cowboy Bebop- I have homework

What Is your current favorite band / artist?

I always listen to the Talking Heads but I've been listening to a lot of Beirut lately

Would you rather travel back in time and meet your ancestors or forward and meet your descendants?

My ancestors are mostly Irish cops and fireman; I have a feeling theyd be pretty racist. So let's go forward; plus Im in the market for a hoverboard

How did you and Jim gaffigan get set up for working on his show?

I have a friend who owns a comedy club; he reached out. I didnt answer his email till the last minute. We did one episode; I suggested that I come back as a background character sometimes. We ran with it. It was a lot of fun

what is your all time favorite finishing move in wrestling ? <3

The small package

Macaulay... What's yr favorite kind of 🍕?

It's always Joe's Pizza (in NYC), and not to be all normal about it, but I do like a proper plain. That's how you can judge a place. I've been with lots of vegetarians so I can get with that, but I wouldnt kick a pepperoni and sausage out of bed.

How's your mom's meatloaf?

Meaty and delicious but not as good as Stew's moms.

What's your best hangover remedy?

Whiskey.

Hair of the dog

Every time I see a photo of you, you look hungry and it kicks in my desire to feed people. You're not hungry are you?

No I have all the pizza a kid would ever want

Do you play videogames? If yes, which game is your favorite?

Toe Jam and Earl; I play it on a daily basis

What's your favourite dinosaur?

Brontosaurus but we know thats not real anymore. Like pluto. Or math.

Hey :) What is you favorite place in Europe? Greetings from north Germany :)

Hello, North Germany.

Centre Pompidou in Paris. I know their collection inside and out.

Where did we go wrong?

I ask myself in the mirror everyday

What will it take to fully expose/overthrow the culture of exploitation in hollywood?

The Illuminati/PizzaGate/Kony2012

On a scale of 1-10, how good a kisser is Har Mar Superstar?

I give him a 16 and three quarters

Play any mmo's?

Not anymore- Warcraft really took it out of me

Snickers or Milky Way?

Snickers Snickers Snickers

also Snickers send me free Snickers

Why bunny ears? What's wrong with koala ears?

Nothing against other ears, but Bunnys happen to be the best

Play any DnD? Favorite class/race?

I always liked being a tank; something like a fighter

Have you thought about doing theatre work again?

I love doing theater- its my favorite form, however Im not really perusing anything at the moment. Not looking for any gigs.

But yah. Sure. What ya got?

The first time you heard of/saw the Culkin Christ, what was your reaction?

My first thought was "What took them so long?"

What do you like most about podcasting? Why do you think so many people choose to do it?

I like to talk at people and I like the sound of my own voice.

Hey Macaulay, how was your weekend?

Totally Rad. I loved the Royal Rumble this year. Big Nakamura fan.

What’s your favorite ride at Disney World / Disney Land?

The cigarette smoking area by the Haunted Mansion

I like your pizza box sign- is "Macaulay Culkinama" your Japanese pseudonym?

Hai

You ever smoke weed?

I totally forgot.

Wait What?

When I was a kid in New Hampshire (like 20 or so years ago) my friend was an extra in one of your movies. He said you ate lunch with him amd some others after an ice skating scene. I told him he was full of shit. Is there a chance he wasnt?

Sounds about right.

Was she cute?

Do you ever think you’ll return to acting or the movie industry?

And how did you get into podcasting?

I do gigs here and there- its not a job. Its a hobby.

I just did Seth Green's directorial debut- "Changeland"- find it wherever Changelands are sold.

My buddy Matt Cohen hit me with a microphone and made me. Also I like the internet. And talking.

What two wrestlers, alive or dead, would you have play Harry and Marv so you can torture them in your funhouse maze twice?

Heath Slater and Mantaur

Wait who's Matt?

Matt Cohen. My podcast co-host. And some dude

What's your favorite episode of Nathan for You?

Best Buy/Crocodile Walk. The thearpist portion is a masterstroke

Hows the punk scene in Paris? Got any bands to check out?

CHeck out Chris Jericho's Fozzy!

Thoughts on Ronda Rousey wrestling, does that just add to the "McDonalds" wrestling? Just found out that's your passion! Wearing bunny ears now

I think its good for the sport and for the division. Im looking forward to Mania. I just hope shes not fighting Stephanie

Why you aren’t on social media?

Why are you?

You mention your website bunnyears.com and seem quite focused upon them (bunny ears); are you a furry?

I wish. The possibilities would be endless

What would it take to get you to wear a T-shirt with my face on it?

I dont know; whats your face like?

What made you start 'Bunny Ears'?

I was going through my notes and I though; why not? Also- I have an affinity for Bunny Ears

How do you take your coffee?

I take it as Coca Cola

What do you think of Montana?

Sky is big

Can you tell us more about Bunny Ears?

The podcast is a weekly show where me and my friend Matt talk about stuff and things and stuff. Sometimes with a guest (Kevin Smith being our first, coming later this week!)

The website will be a collection of articles, videos and more; its is a online lifestyle magazine where I hope to shine a light on some of the things that influence my life.

Plus- everyone else has one. Why not me?

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