Comments: 614 • Responses: 72 • Date: 2017-06-11 10:58:45 UTCsource
_______puff-ery-day186 karma2017-06-11 12:04:43 UTC
How's your shoulder?
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Noah-and-Sloane168 karma2017-06-11 12:11:21 UTC
Who... are you....?
Pubeshampoo99 karma2017-06-11 12:18:29 UTC
Well this is awkward
Noah-and-Sloane113 karma2017-06-11 12:22:27 UTC
Scared the shit outta me i'll tell you
Pubeshampoo58 karma2017-06-11 12:24:31 UTC
Since you're here I'll ask one or two.
How long do you plan on doing this? You said it was for money and you're a student, so I assume you want to pursue a career. What's that career?
Noah-and-Sloane76 karma2017-06-11 12:40:58 UTC
I plan on doing it for not long actually - less than 6 months total.
I don't want to give away my career aspirations - if anyone I knew read this it'd probably give me away immediately.
But it's in the healthcare field, generally
Le7o18 karma2017-06-11 13:17:18 UTC
you gonna tell future hubby you worked as a hooker?
Noah-and-Sloane10 karma2017-06-11 13:42:34 UTC
I really don't know. I may or may not, depends on the circumstances at the time. Perhaps they're someone who doesn't feel they need to know too many details of my sexual history? Or maybe they're more open minded are curious?
too many variables
Le7o3 karma2017-06-11 13:44:53 UTC
If he asks if you worked as a hooker and you know he would break up with you if you did, would you lie or say the truth?
Noah-and-Sloane10 karma2017-06-11 14:39:24 UTC
I'd tell him the truth, obviously he's not for me
_______puff-ery-day89 karma2017-06-11 12:15:18 UTC
Your imgur name is the same...
Noah-and-Sloane105 karma2017-06-11 12:22:17 UTC
ah ok well I fucking fixed that connection now.
Thanks for pointing that out!
Noah-and-Sloane82 karma2017-06-11 12:22:39 UTC
Also my shoulder is still pretty messed up, actually.
asailorssway-2 karma2017-06-11 12:26:02 UTC
_______puff-ery-day12 karma2017-06-11 12:43:56 UTC
It's not my fault I'm observant.
Noah-and-Sloane13 karma2017-06-11 12:48:50 UTC
More than just observant ;) curious i'd say
Noah-and-Sloane4 karma2017-06-11 12:30:41 UTC
4i6y6c21 karma2017-06-11 12:32:56 UTC
Did you two know each other?
Noah-and-Sloane67 karma2017-06-11 12:38:44 UTC
I hope not, but that's what it seemed like for a moment! Thought I just got outed.
Pretty sure they just figured out my other reddit account and got more info from there though..
4i6y6c15 karma2017-06-11 12:46:40 UTC
Makes more sense.
Also a question for the ama, have you ever rejected a client and if so for what reason
Noah-and-Sloane17 karma2017-06-11 13:46:10 UTC
I have. Because he was obviously gay (wearing pvc leather and spiked jewelry and stuff..), about 60, and he stank...
bippsee148 karma2017-06-11 11:13:15 UTC
Do you intend to answer these questions for no cost?
Noah-and-Sloane128 karma2017-06-11 11:37:54 UTC
Aw I guess I might
time_delay141 karma2017-06-11 11:34:33 UTC
If in a country where it isn't legal, what are your thoughts about legalizing prostitution?
Noah-and-Sloane315 karma2017-06-11 11:41:47 UTC
It is legal in my country.
I think it should be legal everywhere. It makes it a lot safer for everyone involved.
redblueorange138 karma2017-06-11 12:00:51 UTC
This. Legalize, tax, and regulate.
wtfpro51541 karma2017-06-11 12:59:04 UTC
Exactly. What's wrong with this!?
Feels like everyone wins in this situation.
Legalize to give those a legal way to find an escort worry-free.
Tax it to give the government a reason to legalize it.
Regulate it to prevent any sex-trafficking and underage escorts.
Noah-and-Sloane48 karma2017-06-11 13:21:33 UTC
I only found out that it isn't legal in most of the world when I started in the job.. It's bizarre to me.
I'm guessing y'all are mostly Americans??
MadDogTrogg27 karma2017-06-11 13:36:37 UTC
It's weird seeing a non-Southerner (and a non-American at that!) use the word y'all.
Noah-and-Sloane8 karma2017-06-11 13:53:54 UTC
One of my bestest friends is a Southerner - I've picked it up :D
A lot of people get confused by my accent in real life too - a couple of times a week at least, people will tell me I have a twang in my voice
Odd-Richard3 karma2017-06-11 14:22:57 UTC
Am a southerner. Can confirm that sooner or later we will assimilate the whole world into our accent. It's only a matter of time.
Noah-and-Sloane3 karma2017-06-11 16:11:12 UTC
I hope so!
Nickkmobile134 karma2017-06-11 11:57:53 UTC
What about during oral?
Is finishing on you allowed?
Edit: sorry i asked my questions like a robot lol
Thanks for doing this AmA
tackslabor51 karma2017-06-11 13:00:22 UTC
Noah-and-Sloane51 karma2017-06-11 13:33:12 UTC
Condoms mandatory for oral and penetrative sex.
I've allowed one guy to finish on me.
JonEasy4 karma2017-06-11 13:40:51 UTC
What was special about this client? A regular?
Noah-and-Sloane29 karma2017-06-11 14:06:35 UTC
I just wanted him to stop fucking me to be honest.
And he asked. So I was like sure get the fuck outta me and jack yourself off
RpgTips111 karma2017-06-11 11:05:08 UTC
What was or is your relationship with your father like?
Noah-and-Sloane128 karma2017-06-11 11:30:33 UTC
He was somewhat of a workaholic, traveled a lot. My parents divorced when I was 8 and I didn't see him again til I turned 16 (mother wouldn't let me til that point.)
I got close to my step-dad after my mother remarried but then he carked it while I was a teen too.
RpgTips59 karma2017-06-11 11:31:10 UTC
Thank you. All the best.
Noah-and-Sloane84 karma2017-06-11 11:55:58 UTC
For my own curiosity - why did you choose to ask this question specifically?
Klexal52 karma2017-06-11 12:03:40 UTC
Presumably because there's an association with prostitutes having "daddy issues".
Noah-and-Sloane43 karma2017-06-11 12:08:39 UTC
enigma2g2 karma2017-06-11 12:49:24 UTC
Well your clearly Aussie.
Noah-and-Sloane7 karma2017-06-11 12:57:51 UTC
I'm not actually.. was that because of my use of the phrase "carked it"?
I guess that is an Australian phrase!
Amrit220699 karma2017-06-11 11:00:49 UTC
were u scared the first time?
Noah-and-Sloane182 karma2017-06-11 11:35:08 UTC
I was extremely nervous, especially because they'd given me a nice gentle man who wanted lovemaking type of sex.. I'm a bit raunchier than that and don't engage in "love making" in my personal life so it made it hard, I really had to ACT, not just have sex.
Adnan_Targaryen42 karma2017-06-11 11:49:18 UTC
Do you still have to act or it comes more naturally now?
Noah-and-Sloane113 karma2017-06-11 11:52:19 UTC
For GFE (Girlfriend experience) type of clients, again, those wanting lovemaking and spooning.. That is all an act from me.
But with my more straight up and down sexual clients I don't have to act :)
Wartortlesthebestest93 karma2017-06-11 11:56:22 UTC
How much do you charge?
Noah-and-Sloane152 karma2017-06-11 12:36:20 UTC
$400 an hour is the base rate
KeatonMaskSoldier37 karma2017-06-11 12:52:54 UTC
Lets say I don't need an hour... Could I get 5 minutes for $33.33?
Noah-and-Sloane22 karma2017-06-11 13:35:17 UTC
60 minutes is the minimum amount of time clients can book for.
kurtis117 karma2017-06-11 13:02:11 UTC
What is included in the base rate? What causes you to charge more? Do you charge ugly/fat dudes extra?
Noah-and-Sloane15 karma2017-06-11 13:38:21 UTC
It includes any combination of drinking, having conversation, kissing, showering together, flirting, grinding, lapdance, oral, sex, massage, manual sex, cuddling, roleplay etc
I charge more if they're wanting fantasy/fetish type of stuff.. Also in massage any extras beyond actual massage and a handy (xD) are additional (kissing, intimate touching etc).
Arektoteles63 karma2017-06-11 11:04:58 UTC
Do you enjoy the sex at work? And do you still have/enjoy private sex? What are things you won't do?
Noah-and-Sloane108 karma2017-06-11 11:37:38 UTC
I sometimes really do enjoy it - sometimes I really cum.
Sometimes I don't mind it.
Occasionally it makes my skin crawl.
I guess I kind of don't have a lot of sex in my personal life at the moment.. But that's due to distance. I have been wondering how different it'll feel to have sex with someone I'm truly attracted to! It's like i've forgotten a bit..
I won't do anal - but most things are on the cards. Some of the work I've done has been fulfilling very specific fantasies.
Blunt1nstrument72 karma2017-06-11 12:15:48 UTC
Occasionally it makes my skin crawl.
Occasionally it makes my skin crawl.
This is why I wouldn't want to see an escort. I have no issues with paying for sex, and while I don't think i'm actually downright ugly or anything - i'm definitely nothing more than maybe average looking at best. it would creep me out though having sex with someone that might be disgusted by me or something and only really willing for the $$. and it seems like the better looking the girl the more i'd think this was the case haha. which is irony, cause if i was going to pay for sex, i'd probably wanna pay for someone thats way outta my league in the looks department haha.
Noah-and-Sloane8 karma2017-06-11 14:37:01 UTC
The ones who disgusted me - it wasn't about their looks. Obviously in part it is, but mostly it's about hygiene. If you're obviously CLEAN, you trim your pubes (SERIOUSLY MEN, doooo iiiiittttttttt, even better - shave), if you're not very overweight, and you're friendly - we don't mind servicing you. It's our job. We don't expect all our clients to be hot. We just want to make people happy so if you're amenable and show appreciation etc then we'll have a good/at least reasonable experience too. It's the cold and detached creepy assholes who smell weird that I don't enjoy.
Or also when they get too intimate after sex with the spooning. That gets creepy too after a few minutes.
Arektoteles10 karma2017-06-11 11:41:39 UTC
Interesting. Is it more the mood you're in or is the client the factor that makes it enjoyable/repulsive?
Are the majority of your clients attractive since you work in an upper class environment? Ahh so many questions :)
Thanks for doing this btw!
Noah-and-Sloane6 karma2017-06-11 14:39:00 UTC
I think it's more my mood than the client.
No they aren't more attractive because they're upper class - quite the opposite!! I found that the young bucks go to the cheaper places. The higher price attracts older, wealthy men.
Rosepetalwitch63 karma2017-06-11 11:34:26 UTC
Whats the worst part of your job?
Have you had a "I don't know if being an escort is the career I want anymore" moment?
Noah-and-Sloane112 karma2017-06-11 11:43:55 UTC
The worst part of my job is paranoia about STDs and pregnancy.
I have definitely had those moments - but only when I've ignored what my body is telling me. It really depends on my (menstrual) cycle too - if I'm ovulating the work is easy, if i'm at a non-fertile part of it and I try to work everyday, I start to feel smothered and violated and yuck. That would be another "worst" part of the job - it takes a lot of emotional energy.
thethinkingguy16 karma2017-06-11 12:46:53 UTC
This was something I was wondering about. During ovulation, is work easier because hormones? Do you also feel more a change in your behaviour as well?
Noah-and-Sloane13 karma2017-06-11 13:51:17 UTC
yes yes yes 100 times yes.
My hormones control me.
There's about 6 days each cycle where I have no sex drive at all, and during active ovulation I go howl-at-the-moon-insane if I don't get enough sex.
FaceballsMcBallface51 karma2017-06-11 11:27:49 UTC
What do you think about circumcised vs uncircumcised?
Noah-and-Sloane80 karma2017-06-11 11:41:11 UTC
I prefer uncircumcised, they're much easier to handle :)
But really I don't mind
Arektoteles32 karma2017-06-11 11:43:56 UTC
easier in which sense?
Noah-and-Sloane91 karma2017-06-11 11:54:22 UTC
Easier in that you can use the foreskin to cover the head, so you don't have to use as much lube/worry about overstimulating them.
TTTT2751 karma2017-06-11 11:04:21 UTC
Your proof should reference your username.
How did you get started in this line of work?
How much do you make in a typical week?
Noah-and-Sloane64 karma2017-06-11 11:40:11 UTC
I'll get a photo with my username when I go in tomorrow :)
As written below, I got started out of pure curiosity.
I don't make as much as you might think. I take one or two clients most days a week. About half of those are sensual massage only (which pays much less).
But I'd say roughly $2000 a week - sometimes more sometimes less
Adnan_Targaryen96 karma2017-06-11 11:50:58 UTC
I don't make as much as you might think
I don't make as much as you might think
I'd say roughly $2000 a week
I'd say roughly $2000 a week
Noah-and-Sloane42 karma2017-06-11 11:53:09 UTC
So is that about what you'd think? I thought escorts would earn more to be honest!
Blunt1nstrument28 karma2017-06-11 12:06:27 UTC
I mean, based on an average 6 day week and 1 hour per client with 2 clients a day, it looks like you would earn about 150-200$ an hour. Thats a fairly respectable amount. im sure some earn more, and im sure many earn less.
Noah-and-Sloane21 karma2017-06-11 12:35:53 UTC
You're exactly right - some earn more, many earn less.
Adnan_Targaryen26 karma2017-06-11 12:05:37 UTC
Well, I guess it's not that much considering the work that goes in it.
Just a joke on how broke I am.
Noah-and-Sloane16 karma2017-06-11 12:35:31 UTC
For what it is I feel that it's not all that much.. :) Guess you could consider a new line of work haha
yuckyucky11 karma2017-06-11 12:02:14 UTC
does 'sensual massage' mean a happy ending massage, rub and tug type situation?
Noah-and-Sloane32 karma2017-06-11 12:05:59 UTC
Yeah it means me sliding my oiled up body all over him and then rub nd tug o.O
KingKnee43 karma2017-06-11 11:22:31 UTC
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Noah-and-Sloane19 karma2017-06-11 11:25:53 UTC
Can't say I've seen many/if any :)
888Yawaworht40 karma2017-06-11 11:04:22 UTC
How/why did you start?
Noah-and-Sloane165 karma2017-06-11 11:33:31 UTC
I started as a kind of fetish fulfilment/adventure.
I was curious about the industry. I needed to get laid.. Dating apps were depressing me because everyone seemed to be asking me for sex immediately.. so I thought why not get paid if I'm gonna go out there and have casual sex anyway..
Murdvac39 karma2017-06-11 11:00:42 UTC
Are you in an area where prostitution is legal?
Noah-and-Sloane58 karma2017-06-11 11:33:56 UTC
Well it's decriminalized actually
Scottler38 karma2017-06-11 11:07:26 UTC
Are the stereotypical substance abuse problems true?
Noah-and-Sloane56 karma2017-06-11 11:28:50 UTC
In the parlour I checked out it looked like they could be true.
Not at my regular (nice) workplace - though we have one alcoholic girl I suppose... But she's not a mess of an alcoholic (yet).
TheBlondeGal36 karma2017-06-11 11:37:24 UTC
Do you have a boyfriend? If so, is he okey with everything?
Noah-and-Sloane55 karma2017-06-11 11:50:23 UTC
I have a non-monogamous partner.
He doesn't always feel so great about what I do.
buttman67836 karma2017-06-11 11:17:29 UTC
What's the creepiest client story you have?
Noah-and-Sloane100 karma2017-06-11 11:27:44 UTC
Creepiest.. Well my second client ever was a disabled man, very tiny and skinny and resembling a gremlin. He couldn't get hard but proceeded to thrust his flaccid cock against me for an hour :/
I came outta that pretty thoroughly creeped.
Generally the guys aren't creepy - some a little awkward maybe..
Blunt1nstrument44 karma2017-06-11 12:18:25 UTC
You might find this either really funny, or really traumatizing
Noah-and-Sloane37 karma2017-06-11 12:25:22 UTC
I'd actually seen that video long before joining the industry :)
Probably served as inspiration to be honest!
buttman67814 karma2017-06-11 11:41:25 UTC
Just a bit curious... How big is big enough?
Noah-and-Sloane18 karma2017-06-11 11:53:47 UTC
As in.. size of the person? or size of their... members...
buttman67817 karma2017-06-11 11:55:03 UTC
Noah-and-Sloane31 karma2017-06-11 12:25:56 UTC
6-8 inches is a good length :)
Agamemnon3233 karma2017-06-11 13:15:53 UTC
Which is more important, girth or length?
Noah-and-Sloane4 karma2017-06-11 13:48:17 UTC
Oohh I couldn't say.. Both equally, really
qtm124 karma2017-06-11 11:23:50 UTC
Noah-and-Sloane48 karma2017-06-11 11:25:16 UTC
Not me - but a few of the girls have done superheroes... Like.. Wonderwoman, Batgirl etc haha
FirePower300018 karma2017-06-11 12:07:39 UTC
How often have you encountered men with STDs?
What did you do when you did realise they had an STD?
Noah-and-Sloane23 karma2017-06-11 12:44:49 UTC
I haven't encountered any men with obvious STDs.
If I did I would turn them away and recommend them to get treatment.
kaante18 karma2017-06-11 11:48:38 UTC
Hi. How you doing?
Fave Simpsons character?
Noah-and-Sloane23 karma2017-06-11 12:02:07 UTC
I'm doing great thanks! How about yourself? xD
My favorite would be Abe!
doubbg18 karma2017-06-11 11:36:06 UTC
Do you have any STDs?
Ever turn down a client?
What are your true views of the clients that you sleep with?
Noah-and-Sloane31 karma2017-06-11 11:44:49 UTC
At my last STD check two weeks ago I was clean of any STDs, but it is a legitimate concern.
In the parlour (I only worked two nights there, just to see the difference!) i turned down every second guy...
My view of the clients totally depends on who they are as a person. Some of them are interesting, intelligent, engaging, nice people. Some are misogynists and simply looking for a hole to unload their balls into. Some are hideous and boring. It really depends - but mostly I don't judge them for being my clients - I make my judgement based on my assessment of their qualities.
princelabia4 karma2017-06-11 13:19:45 UTC
Why every second guy?
Noah-and-Sloane5 karma2017-06-11 14:53:17 UTC
Because they were gross and I'd rather wait for another. The men were for my picking there, not the other way around (to an extent hah).
zakte9617 karma2017-06-11 12:51:40 UTC
Noah-and-Sloane5 karma2017-06-11 14:45:42 UTC
He was 19, and a virgin.
I prefer experienced men for sure, but teaching less experienced guys is also fun.
bhishmapitamah13 karma2017-06-11 12:15:02 UTC
Hey, thanks for the AMA. 2 questions:
How long do you intend to go on.
You said STDs worry you, do you also do bareback?
Noah-and-Sloane25 karma2017-06-11 12:44:02 UTC
Not long - I plan to be in the industry less than 6 months total
I absolutely do NOT do bareback
bravobracus9 karma2017-06-11 11:39:49 UTC
What's the ratio between married/unmarried guys in your clientele?
Noah-and-Sloane27 karma2017-06-11 11:54:51 UTC
I don't think my experience has been typical - about 20% married. I thought it'd be a lot greater.
bravobracus8 karma2017-06-11 11:56:05 UTC
Yeah, I would have guessed at least a 50/50 ratio
Noah-and-Sloane15 karma2017-06-11 12:07:57 UTC
That was my expectation, too.
Unless they take their rings off!
Adnan_Targaryen10 karma2017-06-11 12:07:12 UTC
Maybe they don't always admit they are married. Who knows.
Noah-and-Sloane7 karma2017-06-11 12:15:27 UTC
I always look for the ring.
Dreadedsemi9 karma2017-06-11 11:45:45 UTC
Noah-and-Sloane17 karma2017-06-11 12:01:23 UTC
Depends on what is being asked of me.
Base rate is $400 an hour.
Suprasong9 karma2017-06-11 12:36:15 UTC
Who had the biggest dick?
Noah-and-Sloane33 karma2017-06-11 12:46:03 UTC
Gavin, the Irish lad
JimMorrisonGod7 karma2017-06-11 11:04:46 UTC
Im curious about what made you choose this career. Is it enjoyable to you or is it just for money?
Noah-and-Sloane17 karma2017-06-11 11:32:12 UTC
I chose it initially because i'm sexually adventurous and wanted to see if I COULD do it.
Then I found out I was good at it, and I got addicted to the rush I suppose..
imagine_amusing_name5 karma2017-06-11 11:07:11 UTC
if we ask the wrong question do we get charged?
Noah-and-Sloane14 karma2017-06-11 11:28:59 UTC
No wrong questions :)
O-shi2 karma2017-06-11 11:16:28 UTC
Have you ever called the police on a John?
Noah-and-Sloane8 karma2017-06-11 11:28:00 UTC
Nope, never had anything remotely close to an issue that would require police.
eristic11 karma2017-06-11 12:58:48 UTC
Do you have a home on whore island?
Noah-and-Sloane1 karma2017-06-11 13:00:36 UTC
Can you elaborate please
WiseWordsFromBrett1 karma2017-06-11 11:47:58 UTC
Why not show your face in the picture? Is that a legal concern?
Noah-and-Sloane20 karma2017-06-11 12:02:40 UTC
To protect my personal privacy. Not a legal concern - I'm not breaking any laws :)
seksMasine1 karma2017-06-11 11:30:12 UTC
Is Das Boot the best movie?
Noah-and-Sloane2 karma2017-06-11 11:41:58 UTC
Never seen it!
Gigibop0 karma2017-06-11 12:39:09 UTC
I require more proof, asking for a friend
Noah-and-Sloane1 karma2017-06-11 12:43:15 UTC
Will get it tomorrah
vtjfvkc1-6 karma2017-06-11 12:16:30 UTC
Is type 2 diabetes an STD, or is it just type 1?
Noah-and-Sloane2 karma2017-06-11 12:42:49 UTC
I can't tell if you're uninformed or if I am, or if you're simply fucking with me
[deleted]-19 karma2017-06-11 11:30:45 UTC
sockmess18 karma2017-06-11 11:42:34 UTC
Every profession is prostitution. We give time for cash. Some get their hands dirty, some get their genitals dirty.
Noah-and-Sloane10 karma2017-06-11 12:00:31 UTC
Yeah - most of us are selling our asses for the man, one way or another..
Also my genitals don't actually get dirty with the whole condom thing. Covered in lube perhaps. So ok I guess you're right.
Noah-and-Sloane13 karma2017-06-11 11:59:43 UTC
Well, according to the redpill, a whore is the only honest woman..
Also I'm a student - I'm on my way to a completely different vocation.
This is merely for my personal entertainment and some extra cash.
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