I'm a FedEx package handler who touches a lot of your stuff. AMA
I mostly work in the Home Delivery side of things, but I have experience doing ground, unloading, etc. AMA
Edit: I AM NOT A DRIVER.
Edit 2: I won't be checking back in as frequently for a while. Have a battle royale while I'm gone.
Edit 3: Reddit detectives keep messaging me trying to guess which location I work at. So far 0% are right.