Awbade

That's very true. I scare easily in haunted houses. And by far the worst scare I ever had (probably woulda pissed myself if I hadn't peed before I went in.) Was when I was almost out of the house. The exit was not close to the entrance so no one saw it when coming in. Was a structured haunt and I had just exited the building back into the open air. As soon as I took my first breath of fresh air and told myself "alright man...its over! You made it without screaming like a sorority girl!" Cue the chainsaw guy from behind a bush running at me full speed aiming towards my ankles......

I screamed like a little bitch and ran all the way to the parking lot screaming.

Props to you guys, you're doing God's work

For context I am a 6'2" 250 lbs dude. I am not scared of much, but haunted houses get me

Ooooh. You're from Washington.

Where's my damned packages.

where do you deliver at in WA? I'm in Tacoma, and My FedEx guy is pretty awesome.

Well, if you touch my printer that's supposed to be arriving from amazon next week, give it an extra love tap for me K?

I've noticed that I've received a few boxes where the bottom of the box was barely staying together because their tape started falling off.... Kinda surprising that such a large company couldn't figure out how to tape it shut.

Too soon....