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joZeizzle240 karma

Hands back up, JAZZ HANDS

joZeizzle109 karma

I don't think reindeer are supposed to have chocolate.

joZeizzle71 karma

Dude, get in good with someone and just as you decide to quit, "steal" something in front of him. He tells management. You get fired (YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!). He gets paid. Boom. $2500 severance package.