Dave Franco & Christopher Mintz-Plasse here. We're on a road trip across America with Funny Or Die. AUA!

Dave: Don't tell James, but I think you're at least 70% more attractive than him.

Chris: Are you more like McLovin or Red Mist/Motherfucker?

(chris) there is a more innocent side to mclovin that is similar to me, and more mature, darker side to mfer that I can also relate to.

(dave) i literally just copied your comment and forwarded it to my bro.

Dave, you had a cameo as a classmate of Jonah Hill's in Superbad, yet then played a high schooler in 21 Jump Street when he played a mid-20s cop. Is he aging in double speed, or are you aging at half speed?

Chris, just want to compliment you on your music taste; Incubus rock! Haha Steve Rennie just did an AMA, incidentally, and I'm off to see Ben Kenney play a solo show in a few weeks!

(dave) The most simple way to answer this is: I look like a fetus. I try to grow facial hair, but it sprouts out of my face in patches-- leaving me looking like a Chris Mintz Plasse- type. It's embarrassing.

(chris) thanks!! i saw kenney do a solo show at the roxy a few months ago, killer show, enjoy!

Dave, ja feel?

You ja made my day.

Hi Chris,

I heard you had to have your mom in the room during your sex scene in “Superbad” because at the time you were under 18. My question is: what was your first reaction when you heard your mom had to be in the room during that scene?

And Dave:

What embarrassing home stories can you tell us involving your brother James?

My first reaction was to not even tell her about it. We had to hold filming for 45 minutes until she got to set. LOVE MY MOM - chris

Hey buddies. You guys are hilarious. What's your favorite breakfast consist of? <3

each other. <3

Hi,

I just have a question for Christopher. Is it true that when on the set of Kick-Ass 2 you pranked Jim Carrey by dressing up in a full-body elephant costume and kicking the Port-A-Potty he was in until he ran out shrieking, pants down and bottom unwiped? I heard about it from my uncle, who was a choreographer on the film. He seemed to think it was funny although it’s hard to tell with him sometimes. One day after filming he kept shouting about how whiny Jeff Wadlow is but my aunt said the next afternoon they were playing backgammon in his parlor like always. Also sometimes he leaves town for days and won’t tell anyone where he’s been but we can all smell liquor on his breath.

Do you have an uncle, Christopher? Sometimes I wish I didn’t.

Your uncle is actually my uncle.

Chris, what was it like dry humping Aubrey Plaza?

Sex scenes are always uncomfortable, but Aubrey was an incredible sport about it all. She had to shoot a whole god damn movie with sex scenes! - Chris

Dave franco I wanna suck your dick, haha just kidding. But seriously whats it like working with Mark ruffalo

It's like sucking my dick.

if i had a birthday party and invited you both, and then destroyed your reputations as entertainers but you didn't know it was me behind such a sinister act, would you come?

my birthday is in eleven days so i kinda need to know

edit: ok I pm'ed my address. i did it guys.

what's the address?

What are you guys' favorite food and celebrity crush?

(dave) sushi & Helen Miren

(chris) Jessica alba to both.

Hi Chris, what was it like being on This is the End? Was it just a big party of improvising?

It was gnarly! two days in New orleans with those guys was amazing, but all the comedic force on set was what made the movie.

Do you two plan on doing a movie together any time soon?

we just finished a movie called Neighbors (check out the trailer--it just went up!). and we're in the process of trying to remake "Stuck On You."

What's up Dave and Chris! I think the "You're So Hot" skits that you did on FOD were fuckin' hilarious (and only slightly turned me on). Thanks for doing an AMA!

• What is the funniest behind-the-scenes moment you both experienced during the filming of "Neighbors"?

By the way, both of you are so hot, if my dick was Jupiter, I would fuck Uranus so hard that when my Jupiter repeatedly rammed into Uranus, all of my cum would congregate together and form Saturn.

(dave) We wish we could give away a few secrets about Neighbors-- but just know that there are a plethora of penis jokes-- and with Stoller at the helm, they are very character driven penis jokes.

also, you're a poet.

Hey Dave, so after watching Now You See Me and other movies you're in, my fiancé has an uncontrollable urge to go "unnghh he's good looking" and openly admits to me that she has a crush on you. Slightly concerning? Anyways, is there anything you could say to her to appease this relentless attraction to you? I will allow it. Thank you!

(dave) direct her towards my funnyordie video "You're So Hot", where I tell another man-- in vivid detail-- how much I want to fuck him... maybe that'll make the crush subside...?

Dave you're my favorite Franco brother. When you cast as Kol in Scrubs, were most of your lines scripted or was there a lot of improv on your part? Also why didn't you roast your brother?! Would have been so good.

A.) you clearly haven't met our other brother, Tom... he's the unanimous favorite. B.) The writing for Scrubs was really smart, but they still allowed us to be loose with the material. I tried to sing whenever possible-- cause if you hadn't noticed, I sound like a huge douche when i sing-- which was perfect for the role. C.) I woulda bombed.

Similar questions for both of you,

Christopher, after superbad did you feel any pressure to get out from the typecast of mclovin?

Dave, when breaking into the industry did you feel any pressure to get out from the shadow of your brother's success?

(chris) I didn't feel any pressure, it was really just the question of "will I work again", and have been very lucky so far!

(dave) It's definitely been a struggle... as much as I love and respect him and am proud to be his brother, I've been doing everything I can to stand on my own feet... maybe, mayyybe one day, one person miiiight approach him and say "hey! You're dave franco's older brother!"

Chris, what is the most commonly used name on earth? Dave, how do you feel about being compaired to a younger, better looking, more jewish Chris O'Dowd?

(chris) you know that answer!! don't make me quote my own movie god damnit :)

(dave) I'm literally blushing.

Thanks for all the questions everyone! You made us smile.

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Hi Chris and Dave,

My name is Heather! I'm a huge fan of both of yours. I was wondering what each of your favorite movies is? and Dave, can you please be in Kick Ass 3?? That would be amazing, THANK YOU!!! I LOVE YOU BOTH!!!

(Dave) Stand By Me... no question.

(chris) not Stand By Me

What do you smell like?

(dave) aloe vera natural soap (chris) women's deoderant

Both of you enter a gladiator style arena who walks out alive and why

We both walk out...nude... asking for more!

Yo Chris, when people see you on the streets are they like "what up McLovin?"

That, or "let me buy you a shot mclovin!"

Dave, in 21 Jump Street, were you wearing the ring necklace that comes with the special edition of the game Uncharted 3 or did it just look really similar?

Obvi!

Hi! In y’alls opinion, what’s the worst/most nerve-wracking part of auditions? I love acting, but auditions terrify me.

Also, y’all crack me up, and I’d add more…but well…I’m supposed to be working. :D

OH! Any recommendations on music?

(dave) auditioning sucks. and never really gets easier... a casting director once asked me to "slate" (which basically means to look into the camera and say your name), and I misheard her and thought she asked me to "sleep."... so ya, i slept in an audition. I slept so fucking hard.

Re: music... check out the new album by Volcano Choir (it's the side project from the lead singer of Bon Iver)

(chris' suggestion): Sky Blue Sky by Wilco!

both of you: what celebrities have you met that are completely different from what you originally thought of them?

(dave) this is a tough question because if someone ended up being surprisingly nice, than that implies that I thought they were an asshole to begin with... and the same thing vice versa... i don't wanna ruffle any feathers...

But let's just say... Chris... I thought he was taller... but he's actually my height!

Dave, Chris; thanks for doing this AMA!

For both of you:

• What have been your favorite roles in both of your careers?

• How much have you ever ad-libbed in your works?

For Chris:

• Do you still have your McLovin ID and use it?

• Chris, will you marry me?

(dave) -favorite role: Eric in 21 jump street... Although I was cast as yet another asshole (which seemed to be a trend for a while), it was at least a 3-dimensional asshole.

(chris) -I don't have the ID! I was too young to even realize I could keep things from set. -Dave is getting jealous....

Hi Chris and Dave. You two are like the funniest guys ever and I love watching all your FOD videos and films.
A few questions: Are you coming to Chicago on your road trip and if so, when? And what do you consider the craziest thing you’ve ever done (together or separately, doesn’t matter).
You guys are my heroes!!

(chris) in a few days I will be skydiving, so that will probably take the cake. We will be in chicago wed!

(dave) I once ate oreo cookie cream sandwiched in between two wheat thins.

I want to have sex with you guys.

Yay!!! :)

wee!!! ;)

This question goes to both Dave and Chris. What was the most epic party you've ever been to?

I kind of avoid huge parties, due to most people wanting to get me REALLY drunk, or they are REALLY drunk and love to touch me (chris)

Quick question for Chris: Was it weird doing that scene in Movie 43, or did you guys just laugh about it?

we laughed...but that uncomfortable laugh... you know (chris)

Question for both: Who is one actor or actress you would like to work with that you haven't so far in your careers?

You guys are kick-ass by the way ;D

(dave) Spike Jonze, PTA, Wes Anderson.

I think for me, directors are up there now. Scorcese, Tarentino (chris)

My friend and I saw a screening of Neighbors a few weeks ago. You were both great in it so congratulations on your attractive camera-ready butts and Chris's prosthetic wiener. Also, was it Dave's idea to have Seth's coworker's cubicle covered in cats?

...Prosthetic? Im offended (chris)

How did you two meet? On the set of Superbad or some time after that?

We met briefly on Superbad, and fell in love on Fright Night.

Hi! My sister and I are big, big fans of you guys (especially of your funny or die videos)! Thank you guys so much for giving us the opportunity to ask question, and of course, thank you guys for making us laugh all the fucking time!

For both of you: What inspired you guys to do the funny or die videos for the "You're So Hot" series?

Just saw your newest video together and it's all possiiiible! Are you guys really going on a road trip for funny or die?!

For Dave:
1. How's your cat Arturo?
2. How's your nana? She was amazing in your brother's roast!

For Christopher:
1. Do people still call you McLovin?
2. Can I start calling you The Motherfucker?
3. If you could play a gig with any band ever (dead, alive, broken), what band would it be?

Thanks for this opportunity! You two are some of the funniest people in entertainment right now!

(Dave) -Chris and his buddies used to play "You're So Hot" as an improv game. He introduced me to the game on the set of Fright Night, and it immediately surpassed "shoots and ladders" as my favorite game of all time. - The road trip is definitely happening! Follow along at http:// funnyordie.com/itsallpossible

1.) Arturo woke me up an hour before my alarm went off this morning by licking my triceps with his little sandpaper tongue...so ya, we're in a fight. 2.) she's the greatest. check out "christmas greetings from the franco's" on funnyordie... she killllls it in that video!

(CHRIS) 1. I definitely do! itll be with me for a while, but I am very okay with that. 2. You can, and it definitely might turn me on. 3. the list goes on and on, led zeppelin, my morning jacket, rhcp..

I love you guys!!!!

<3

Can I drop my cum bombs into your ass trench?

ass trench open....waiting... (chris)

i think daves gone missing? .. coming to the UK i hope!!

en route! you wanna meet at the 3rd vintage clothing shop on the left on Portobello Road??

You guys are both super awesome!

What are your guy's favorite tv shows to watch?

Chris, any chance The Young Rapscallions make it up to Seattle any time in the near future?

(dave) breaking bad! (chris) BREAKING BAD!

Hello guys, I’m one of your fans whom live in Chicago. Just a quick question. Since you guys are leaving for a cross country trip is there any plan for you guys to visit Chicago and do something nice and cool? If so please let me know, wants to join ye !!!

we'll be there wednesday-- check out the twitter accounts at the top of this page for all the live updates... just know, our activity in Chicago involves pizza... a pizza Chris' ass--HEYOOOOO!!!!!! (chris)

CMP I remember seeing somewhere that you only took a few acting classes before you landed the role of McLovin. Would you say those few classes paid off for you or were they really necessary? All the classes I've taken seem just like yoga/stress relief classes.

I had actually been acting in theatre since I was 8, so I had some sort understanding about acting before Superbad.

You guys have to split up and answer more questions. BREAK Chris and Dave.

we broke up, and it hurts. im crying. (chris)

Dave, how did you enjoy your time on Scrubs, and do you relate more to your character there or your character in 21 Jump Street?

Chris, do you ever regret playing McLovin and potentially getting type cast in further roles?

(dave) I loved Scrubs-- I came to set everyday and was surrounded by really funny people and we just tried to make each other laugh...

In regards to which douchey character I related to more... hmmm... not quite sure how to answer this...

(chris) No way. I wouldn't have the opportunities I have now if it wasn't for that role.

Chris- Do you think you'll ever do any dramas? Dave- You're in a Good Son situation, holding Chris with one hand and your cat in the other. You have to drop one to save the other. Who's the Macaulay and who's the Elijah Wood you pull up to safety?

(dave) I'd drop chris even if I wasn't holding my cat in the other hand.

Hi, guys! I love the friendship you both share and ever since I saw the announcement on FOD that you two were going on a week long road trip, I was wondering if there were any plans to head to the East Coast! I'd love to meet you two in person.

Thanks!

If you happen to find yourself in Ithaca!

Hey Dave, your impersonation of DeNiro in the Neighbors trailer is hilarious! Can you impersonate other celebrities? If so, whats your personal best one?

He can do a great impression of zac efron, doing dave, doing deniro ( I know, confusing) (chris)

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not at all!! (chris)

Chris, what was your experience like on the Pitch Perfect and or Fright Night set?

Pitch perfect was crazy, I came in a month in, and it was like a theatre camp. Everyone was so close, and always singing. But I had a blast and am now close with a few of those people! Fright Night was a blast, but a pain in the ass to wear that makeup

What was the most memorable experience you've ever had meeting fans?

All of them are great, I remember a fan coming to one of my bands shows, and making little bracelets for me and my band mates. it was so sweet (chris)

You guys should develop a rob Schneider Adam Sandler type relationship you can do it

Can we both be Schneider!??!

Will we ever see a movie with you two as the leads?

SOON (chris)

Chris and Dave, What do you love most about each other? Its hard to choose I know, you're both so loveable

(chris) his dimples. (dave) his ass dimples.

Dave, I think you're handsome and I wanna hang out with you.

Chris, I saw you at FYF Fest and I wanted to say hi and shake your hand, but I was sick so I didn't want to make you sick or something. Anyway, what was it like working with Chloe Grace Moretz?

You should have said hi!! but actually, im glad im not sick, thank you! (chris)

Hi Dave and Chris!!! :D Who will be driving mostly on this road trip??? Who is the better driver between the two of you???

I hope you can make a detour to Canada at some point during the week!!! :D

As much as we would love to drive, we will be having someone drive the bus around! Dave is definitely the better driver (chris)

Big fan of you guys!

Dave Franco: What was it like "fucking yourself" in your funny or die short video clip?? The old spit in the hand technique is a real winner!

Thanks guys!

The rhythm was off... and only one of us came...

Hi Dave and Christopher! Thanks for doing this AMA! I became super stoked when I saw you two were scheduled.

Dave, I just wanted to say that you were awesome on Scrubs and Cole is one of my favorite characters in the series because of how hilarious you were.

Christopher, I'm sure you get this all the time but you were so awesome in Role Models! Augie actually inspired a few of my friends to take up LARP.

Dave: Which movie/show was your favorite to work on so far?

Chris: What's the weirdest experience you've had with a fan?

Dave and Chris: How do you two deal with type-casting? I'm sure that seems like a decent problem unless both of you don't mind that sort of thing?

Once again, thank you for doing this!

Thank you!! I loved working on Role Models, one of my favorites. Weirdest experience....hmm I have had quite a few. People stalking me in a car is up there! We both do worry about being typecast, but I think we are in a good position right now to not have to rush into choosing projects that don't excite us. (chris)

(dave) to be honest, I had the most fun working on Neighbors-- coming out May 2014! Wink.

Hi Chris and Dave! Would you guys rather masterbate to James Franco's sex tape for an hour, or eat worms out of each other's buttholes?
Love, Emily

(dave) obvi masturbate to my bro!

Chris, would you ever let Dave join the young rapscallions?

Dave, would you ever name your cat after Chris or any of his movie roles?

I love the guy, but he has zero musical talent!! unless you count kisses as music :) (chris)

So exactly why are you guys going on this road trip? What's all this nonsense about It's All Possible? Is this an an anti-drugs PSA? :/

funnyordie and LG is giving us this awesome opportunity to do a bunch of stuff we've always wanted to do-- like skydiving, flyboarding, officiating a wedding, etc etc... Most importantly, we hate drugs!

Chris,

I saw you on some Fuse "Top 20 Countdown" show a couple months ago as a guest, talking with the host about favorite summer music or something. You listed some of your fave bands/songs, and then the guy, having no clue who you're talking about, goes on to say how he likes Miley Cyrus' and Robin Thicke's new songs...I just kinda cringed, but why go on Fuse to discuss music?

Love music! huge part of my life, plus I play drums as well (chris)