totodile-ac

if i had a birthday party and invited you both, and then destroyed your reputations as entertainers but you didn't know it was me behind such a sinister act, would you come?

my birthday is in eleven days so i kinda need to know

edit: ok I pm'ed my address. i did it guys.

im going to sound like a complete fan girl right now but to hell with it, you two are my favorite actors ever and this comment just made my whole day. keep on keepin on. <3

i would grow a dick and suck it to see disfiguring the goddess live. just so you know.

will you come to my work christmas party? i need a date