Nisbit

Hey Dave, so after watching Now You See Me and other movies you're in, my fiancé has an uncontrollable urge to go "unnghh he's good looking" and openly admits to me that she has a crush on you. Slightly concerning? Anyways, is there anything you could say to her to appease this relentless attraction to you? I will allow it. Thank you!

Interesting... Will try this and test her passion.

What kind of education did you go through to get this job? I'm interested in working in corrections and I'm curious to hear what you've done!