AMiniMongrel

There is a scene Series 1 Episode 4 of your television programme “The Office” in which, in a seemingly unscripted accident, Gareth stumbles over a small wastebasket and briefly reveals his lower pubic area and upper penis. The camera cuts immediately away and I would never have noticed it had my cousin Mort not pointed it out to me by replaying it in slow motion several times while giggling hysterically. Was this intentional? (The penis, I mean, not Mort—my aunt has told me in no uncertain terms that he wasn’t.)

Hi,

I just have a question for Christopher. Is it true that when on the set of Kick-Ass 2 you pranked Jim Carrey by dressing up in a full-body elephant costume and kicking the Port-A-Potty he was in until he ran out shrieking, pants down and bottom unwiped? I heard about it from my uncle, who was a choreographer on the film. He seemed to think it was funny although it’s hard to tell with him sometimes. One day after filming he kept shouting about how whiny Jeff Wadlow is but my aunt said the next afternoon they were playing backgammon in his parlor like always. Also sometimes he leaves town for days and won’t tell anyone where he’s been but we can all smell liquor on his breath.

Do you have an uncle, Christopher? Sometimes I wish I didn’t.

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