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IamA ex-fundamentalist-Christian who's now a mime camgirl on MyFreeCams and Chaturbate, and currently working from a Las Vegas camgirl mansion playground event with 20 other girls. AMA!
I'm Aella, and I mime on MFC and Chaturbate. I do the infamous 'chair fuck show,' where I dress up a chair in a star trek unifom and a hat and do horrible things to him. I also play the accordion and TF2, moonwalk, do dinosaur impressions, and have a legion of gnomes. I was homeschooled for my entire life and highly religious (until relatively recently), and I have debated all of the verses. All of dem.
I'm currently at Sophia Locke's Cammansion, which is a giganticass sprawling mansion with way too many rooms and naked girls in all of them, and we all cam and frolic about merrily and get way too drunk. It's a biannual event, and it is pure awesome.
I also do surveys to collect data on the habits of camgirls and members, in a search to find what makes a camgirl successful. The biggest thing I've learned is that data analysis is really hard.
Proof: You can find pictures of my boobs here, where I shall also be tweeting that I am indeed a real person whose brain is identical to the brain of Aella. Edit: RIGHT HERE
I also am going to start camming live in an hour or so, where I shall answer questions live and make terribly witty comments while sipping champagne and waving my hands dismissively at butlers. I'll edit the link into here once this happens.
Edit: Not camming, only replying occasionally throughout the night until I fall asleep.
ALSO I would like to share this with you.
AellaGirl1156 karma
...Well what do you know. Yes, that is me, displaying my amazing mime talent. Edit: I like fucking with boners.
The_Big_Shpadoinkle402 karma
QuiteTheOptimist488 karma
I turned off the sound because I didn't want to let everyone hear.
Then I remembered what mimes were.
gmacattack73291 karma
The funny thing is I turned the sound off before I played the video because it's hardwired from years of porn viewing, then chuckled to myself and thought, "it's a mime dude". So I turned the sound back up, but turned it back down about 5 seconds in because I didn't want anyone thinking I was listening to that music.
AellaGirl291 karma
I play slow, sexy music, and whoever uploaded that shit decided to replace the music with the most ear-rapingly awful asspoop. I'm sorry you had to listen to that.
whatthehelpp733 karma
If someone gave you $1 million under the condition that you have to use it all to make a porn movie what would you do with it ? Elaborate.
GuyMeetsWall697 karma
Ayyy-la or A-yella?
Of all the question I should be asking the sexy mime cam girl, this one is fucking killing me..
ObeseMoreece590 karma
How much did you make from that one that 4chan got in on and made you explain gravity?
AellaGirl1068 karma
Nothing. 4chan doesn't tip. I like em anyway though, I'm a shitty camgirl in that I don't prioritize tippers very well.
Brot8toChips572 karma
What made you decide that being a fundamentalist wasn't for you? And how did that go with your family? Also, nice tits.
AellaGirl703 karma
The whole 'being a fundamentalist is shitty' helped. Wear modest clothing 'that glorifies god,' bible width of distance between genders, etc. But I left it in the end because I realized the Bible was inconsistent in a way that could not be adequately explained.
koodamonster554 karma
Awhile back you did a chili eating challenge, but your video ends and leaves pure suspense. I must know how that went. Care to share?
AlmightyScoosh453 karma
Do people request you to do the dinosaur impressions, or are they just for you?
AellaGirl689 karma
A mixture of both. I do things I like, and the things that I do that other people like get requested more, and as a result, refined further. Dinosaur impressions kind of floated to the top. I also moonwalk as a dinosaur.
AlmightyScoosh83 karma
What is the most requested thing people ask you to do? And do you like to mix up your dino impressions with say, a bear one occasionally?
AellaGirl178 karma
It varies with the night and crowd. I have a staple of about 5-8 things that are officially 'listed,' and thus requested more. I have not done a bear impression yet. I think I will need to.
Edwin_Quine433 karma
Have any of your fans ever confessed their deep and abiding love for you? How did you handle it?
AellaGirl1100 karma
I quote from the last love letter: " it's as almost as if romance made sweet wild love to freedom and they had a gigantic baby named Aella"
...I just don't respond.
Ndvorsky508 karma
You use 2 fingers to touch the holy water and then bring it to your face
Rizzmin407 karma
Are you & other camgirls easy/extremely sexual off camera too? Or is it just a persona you're required to have?
AellaGirl724 karma
It varies per the girl, but I think in general we tend to be more sexual, since that's the nature of our jobs.
Also, off cam late at night in the hot tub confirms this.
AellaGirl1151 karma
Let's just say I dual wielded vaginas.
Thanks for the gold! I will use it responsibly I promise.
AellaGirl907 karma
The sense of community. If you are a part of the church, it's like an extended family, and you instantly have a huge group of people willing to help you move or watch your dog. It's weird to not have that anymore.
BmoreLax378 karma
Does the Cammansion currently need a butler? How can a guy land a job there? I've never heard of a Cammansion before, it honestly sounds fascinating.
AellaGirl433 karma
We do have a butler's closet. You could live in this closet. ;) Actually you can win a spot in the afterparty in January, if you can get one of the girls to bring you (usually through a raffle or high tip).
HornyGenius352 karma
I see you're an INTP. I'm an INTP also.
Can we masturbate together while discussing really cerebral stuff like analyzing the Internet as a sociocybernetic global brain? That would be hot.
Jiriya80340 karma
Does being a cam girl make it more or less difficult to have a sexual relationship in normal life? Also have you ever mimed sex for fun?
AellaGirl493 karma
Well I'm firmly poly and cannot deal with exclusive relationships, and camming is kind of a milder step than real life fuckery.
mehotab329 karma
https://twitter.com/Aella_Girl/status/341728560261779456/photo/1 says I should inform you if I fap to it. Letting you know now ;)
andrecosta16c284 karma
At what point of your life did you realize that joining "masturbation" and "mimes" was a good idea?
moonshinejester260 karma
What is the most uncomfortable thing someone has asked you to do on cam? Is there anything you just straight up said no to?
AellaGirl444 karma
I had one guy ask me to talk to him like he was my brother. I wasn't really that okay with it, and I called him 'bro' and kind of made gang signs to be more okay with it.
I had one guy want me to dress up as Melisandre, from Game of Thrones, and talk to him sexually. I did it. I love Game of Thrones. I knew all the details.
IGiveUpvote243 karma
My girlfriend has a dino-fetish too. All too often when we are getting freaky, she turns into a bipedal carnivore with short arms, and frankly, it does not turn me on. What should I do?
3MTA3-DJ210 karma
Would you ever consider acting in an independent/short film by a graduate of an accredited institution?
guitarben188 karma
My friend fancies herself a "singing mime." And, frankly, I think she's nuttier than a snickers bar in a bag of actual nuts hitting someone in the testicles. So here's some questions that might better help me understand mimes.
- Why do you mime?
- Did you have to go to Mime school?
- Do you sing while miming?
And as an aside... your make-up skills are pretty awesome. Also, you are very pretty.
AellaGirl183 karma
Wat. I don't even know how to process that. She's a brave soul, though.
Because nobody else does it. No, but I had to get drunk. Sometimes... under my breath. Don't tell anybody.
Thank you!
AellaGirl309 karma
I had a boyfriend last year who suggested it, and I wasn't brave enough to try until after we broke up and I needed money.
credy145 karma
How do you end up in a Cam Mansion when most girls are just in their bedrooms? Is there some sort of application process or invite only deal going on?
zer0nix52 karma
what is the benefit of working in a cam mansion rather than going it alone?
AellaGirl106 karma
Guys get more than 2x boners over 2x girls. as a partial lesbian I can confirm this.
AellaGirl318 karma
My favorite TF2 class is the engie, followed up by the pyro and then the sniper.
Re1nForce132 karma
What is your personal opinion on your viewers?
Do you often generalize them into a group of people that you find are "x"?
Do you take them for granted?
AellaGirl220 karma
I like them.
Who doesn't generalize people? I love generalizations, and yes, I do it all the time. Especially statistically speaking - men who frequent camsites tend to be significantly more introverted than the average population. So I kind of assume they are worse at talking to people.
AellaGirl168 karma
Yes, I have put a shoe on my head. Multiple shoes, in fact. And then I dance with them. I'm also answering this while reading it out loud, so it may come across as choppy.
AellaGirl211 karma
Can? I wouldn't be surprised if it were 8k. But those would be the uber-top girls, and I don't know how long it lasts.
Skeeders117 karma
Does the church community you were a part of know what you are doing now?
GeezManNo84 karma
Do you watch any sports?
What's your opinion on Snowden?
Soft or crunchy peanut butter?
Favorite video game?
AellaGirl158 karma
No, sports are butts.
I held signs in protest of the stupid NSA shit. I'm very enthusiastic about him being awesome.
TF2, probably, though that's a hard one.
dancing_raptor_jesus80 karma
What's on your ipod? Annnddd what's your favorite scifi show? I will accept the answer mimed.
AellaGirl226 karma
I'm currently working through Next Gen, but my favorite would have to be Firefly. Of course. I can practically quote the entire show. My laptop is named Jubal.
TSammich73 karma
Are you the type of girl who would deepthroat her husband 4 times a year during special occasions, or the kind of girl who can't wait until the next time she can have the back of her throat bruised by a cock?
AellaGirl421 karma
I am the type of girl who would take your hard, throbbing cock, and shove it deep inside of my throat, gently massaging it with my yearning tongue, before my inner dinosaur emerges and becomes one with your genitalia.
capybroa71 karma
How many hours a day do you spend camming, on average? What percentage of the take through MFC and Chaturbate do you get to keep for yourself?
AellaGirl119 karma
I get 50% through both sites - though they do pay out additional prizes for the girls who are the most awesome. I don't spend that much time camming, maybe 20 hours a week max.
TheRedBaron1150 karma
How does it affect you mentally to know that people fap to you, like, all the time?
AellaGirl139 karma
It doesn't, really? It's flattering, I suppose - but then people fap to anything with boobs. It makes me happy that I can help them out.
The_Modern_Pict9 karma
What made you decide to do this? Money? Attention?
Also, favorite color?
Very perfect tits, by the way
AellaGirl16 karma
My job prior was intense hours at a soul-sucking factory, and I didn't want to work a minimum wage job again. This allows me to be so much more creative.
Aella_Question7 karma
I made an account just for this. What are your thoughts on me trying this webcam thing out myself but for the girls ;).
P.S. I am a guy.
AellaGirl16 karma
It can work if you're cute and go on a lot, but don't expect to make nearly as much money as if you had a vag.
KingOfSockPuppets4 karma
What do you plan to do once you retire from camming? Or at least I assume camgirls eventually retire
HipsterPokemon3 karma
You're amazing,
How many tokens to show your pussy with legs spread and you laying back or laying at an angle ?
jhordyk2 karma
Are you part of the skeptical community? Have you been to a skeptics in the pub? Were you the homeschooled type of fundamentalist? (IMO the shittiest type) Do you listen/read Dan Savage?
palmtops985 karma
This chick just did a dinosaur moonwalk, it was the single most erotic thing i have ever seen in my entire life.
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