youarejustanasshole

That comma makes this sound like they where still... excited to be there

This is kind of funny to me, as I too am bi and kinda have the exact opposite of your problem. I suffer from an-ejaculation (nothing comes out during orgasm), and that has hindered me from pursuing any relationships just the same.

In some universal way, you complete me.

Edit: Well at least a few girls on the internet don't find my condition absolutely repulsive, so changed "gay" to "bi"

You clicked on reddit in the first place, not paying attention anyway :P

Obligatory "Move over Jennifer Lawrence"