Hi I am Ron White / Tater Salad / Blue Collar Comedy Tour / Comedian. AMA
For those of you who haven't heard, you can download or stream my new 80-minute comedy special A Little Unprofessional at http://ronwhitespecial.com for only $5. If you really don't want to pay $5 (which is less than the cost of a sandwich), burn two copies, sell it to your neighbors, and buy a sandwich with the leftover money.
EDIT: Verification: http://imgur.com/hI8hY. I'll be answering questions starting at 12:30pm ET.