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Nunzwithgunz1432 karma2020-07-05 10:41:41 UTC
Do you have a strainer on your head in your driver’s license picture?
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irishgue2164 karma2020-07-05 10:45:03 UTC
Actually yes, We is encouraged to wear strainers on our head for Passport photos, Drivers licences, e.c.t. Though we are not always allowed in countries that don't recognise us as a true religion. It is our Official headgear.
Skywire20001185 karma2020-07-05 11:03:39 UTC
What is the most confrontational encounter you've had involving this religion? Has your belief in this religion been the main cause of any fights? What were they like?
irishgue1852 karma2020-07-05 11:10:05 UTC
Most people either dismiss me as stupid or are so ecstatic about learning about such a thing they won't stop coming back for more information about the religion. I've avoided telling people that may have a problem with me being a Minister, but i'd say the U.S Embassy might have a problem when I walk in for my passport photo with a strainer on my head...
Lukas03031090 karma2020-07-05 10:42:20 UTC
This religion was made to criticize and mock the absurdity of religious beliefs, am I right?
And if so, is that why you are a member?
irishgue2384 karma2020-07-05 10:51:29 UTC
It was created to contest the boundaries of what is a religion, In my country, People who are not Catholic, are, shall we say, Looked down on by some members of society, And I was previously an atheist, Our school system teaches Catholicism as a mandatory subject. In second level education its called "Religious Education" They do teach us about other religions but its 90% Catholicism, My school didn't put up much of a fight and I was given and exemption, But my Religion teacher doesn't know yet that Im a Pastafarian. I joined because, Like many other people, I just wan't to have an answer to questions like "are you religious?" Living in a Catholic Country, When your an Athiest, You feel alone, But when you have a Religion which was literally created to poke holes at Christianity, I feel alot stronger when standing up to the system and refusing to participate in catholic practices
Lukas0303454 karma2020-07-05 11:01:24 UTC
I love that answer! How do I join?
irishgue642 karma2020-07-05 11:03:39 UTC
We have no formal "joining" process as such, As it says on the website, If you wan't to consider yourself a member, Your welcome to do so. Buying the gospel and becoming a Minister are simply optional extras, We have a holy scripture called the "Loose Cannon" which you can read for free as a PDF, https://www.spaghettimonster.org/2010/07/the-loose-canon/
Lukas0303164 karma2020-07-05 11:05:43 UTC
Thanks mate! I really appreciate people who don't take life so seriously. Have a good day! :)
newvictim277 karma2020-07-05 11:10:50 UTC
irishgue290 karma2020-07-05 11:16:04 UTC
TheRealReapz1027 karma2020-07-05 11:16:25 UTC
Which pasta is superior?
irishgue1830 karma2020-07-05 11:16:55 UTC
all pasta is treated equally <3
KubaG71003 karma2020-07-05 10:42:15 UTC
What does the afterlife look like in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
irishgue3131 karma2020-07-05 10:46:56 UTC
Heaven: Beer Volcano and stripper factory, And the flying spaghetti monster is there
Hell: Beer Volcano And stripper factory, Except the Beer is warm and the strippers have STDs
(this is probably why alot of countries are reluctant to recognise us as legit)
jimicus893 karma2020-07-05 11:18:53 UTC
So does that mean you don't actually know if you're in Heaven or Hell until you try the beer?
irishgue132 karma2020-07-05 13:09:29 UTC
Well, you'd see the flying spaghetti monster if you were in Heaven, and i'd imagine the palm trees in hell are dead
KubaG731 karma2020-07-05 10:47:27 UTC
irishgue42 karma2020-07-05 10:52:15 UTC
sysadminbj965 karma2020-07-05 11:05:22 UTC
Oh yeah? I'm an ordained Dudeist Priest.
irishgue729 karma2020-07-05 11:07:39 UTC
I've heard of it. Nice one
Normal_Juggernaut691 karma2020-07-05 10:43:00 UTC
Do you get tax exempt status?
irishgue650 karma2020-07-05 10:51:38 UTC
Notasymbol448 karma2020-07-05 11:05:06 UTC
irishgue639 karma2020-07-05 11:15:46 UTC
Alot of countries don't recognise us as legit yet, Though we are always trying to get recognition
KamahlYrgybly686 karma2020-07-05 10:47:04 UTC
According to your scriptures, what is the origin story, the genesis so to speak of the FSM?
irishgue1651 karma2020-07-05 10:58:33 UTC
The Gospel Of The flying Spaghetti Monster is like 200+ pages long (yes i've read it start to finish multiple times) So ill try shorten it down as much as possible
The earth is 5000 years old, The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) arranged the universe to look much older than it was. Even placing Dinosaur bones in the earth
All humans are descended from Pirates, Those pirates descended from the first man Named "man" and first Woman named "Woman".
There are some stories that I can't really shorten down that tell how the first inhabitants of earth became pirates, but the gospel is like 10$ and it benefits the religion if you wanna go buy it yourself.....
I would go into more detail but the questions are flooding in :)
DeadlyDancingDuck469 karma2020-07-05 11:23:31 UTC
In thousands of years of adjustments, hearsay and deliberate corruptions do you think people will actually believe in this religion and these bible stories?
irishgue848 karma2020-07-05 11:28:26 UTC
Unfortunately I think it will die out. All religions are dying because back when Christianity started to be a thing, There was no internet, no Conspiracies, So everybody believes everything they heard, The only reason people still believe in the case of Christianity is because of Social Pressure, (i know there are legit christians who are devout and believe everything in the bible but that number is falling fast) So as all other religions die, The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster will go down with them, Because without other religions to stand up to, It serves little purpose. Though it will have served us well.
br0mygoditsjake417 karma2020-07-05 12:09:52 UTC
Dang you got a card?! I became ordained under the FSM back in 2013 and I don't believe it was an option back then. But I do have my official certificate which I hang proudly in my home!
irishgue473 karma2020-07-05 12:17:32 UTC
R'amen! Aye, You can pick between getting the certificate or the card, or both now.
Nyquil_Jornan365 karma2020-07-05 11:18:37 UTC
I can see a lot of potential negative reactions from people, especially businesses. Has there been any negative unforeseen effect of your being ordained in the religion? (and do you think you would recognize it if it had occurred?)
irishgue613 karma2020-07-05 11:24:17 UTC
Because schools in my Country teach "Religious Education" (90% Catholicism 10% Other Religions) My school was certainly not happy, After writing a letter to the Principle requesting an Exemption, He gave it to me but never responded to the Letter, So it would stay informal. Alot of people i've told who are older and grew up in the Ireland (I live in Ireland idk if I mentioned that here yet) where you could loose your job for not going to church, and the local priest would come to your house if you didn't attend church, Certainly are NOT happy with these "young people" expressing their rights. As I said in another response, The Passports office won't be happy when their receive the photo of me with a Strainer on my head for my new passport.
irishgue386 karma2020-07-05 11:25:06 UTC
So yeah I do think there have been negative effects, But its all worth it for getting to stand up against the old system.
khizee_and1312 karma2020-07-05 12:07:58 UTC
Is eating pasta considered unholy or not allowed in your religion? If it is allowed what is your favorite pasta dish?
irishgue491 karma2020-07-05 12:19:48 UTC
It is encouraged, But not 7 days a week, I think we are supposed to eat 3 bowls of pasta a week, Though the religion has no strict rules so, thats only a guideline.
ThatChrisFella279 karma2020-07-05 11:58:09 UTC
Is the FSM the only one of his kind?
irishgue418 karma2020-07-05 12:08:59 UTC
He is the only one, Our Noodly Master
Undertaker59208 karma2020-07-05 11:49:57 UTC
How often are you touched by His Noodly Appendage?
irishgue625 karma2020-07-05 11:52:51 UTC
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is forever touching us with his Noodly Appendage from our birth until our death, He presses down on our head to simulate gravity, Thats why Humans are getting taller, because there are more and more humans for him to hold down, And less noodly appendage to go around
DeadlyDancingDuck183 karma2020-07-05 11:21:23 UTC
Is the monster a monster like in horror films?
irishgue453 karma2020-07-05 11:30:27 UTC
Not exactly, Here is a picture of him, He is a friendly fellow who likes humans, Specifically Midgets. And he enjoys hanging around the beer volcano in Heaven.
Theres a photo of him: https://imgur.com/a/jQJLX1O
notparistexas150 karma2020-07-05 11:55:51 UTC
Is COVID-19 in any way related to the number of pirates currently operating on the world's oceans?
irishgue274 karma2020-07-05 12:10:55 UTC
The Number of Pirates is directly determined by global warming. The less global warming, The more pirates, Thats why one of our Slogans is "Stop global warming! Become a Pirate!" So, with COVID-19 causing alot of factories, flights and other things to close, Less global warming, More pirates.
Registrationfail3d143 karma2020-07-05 10:40:26 UTC
How often do you have to deal with pasta jokes?
irishgue178 karma2020-07-05 10:43:36 UTC
I get alot of slagging, Mostly friendly though, I don't tell everyone I meet, But eventually it gets out. Im not trying to hide my faith, But sometimes its easier if people don't know, Not to say I don't encourage people to join.
jumperforwarmth139 karma2020-07-05 10:42:00 UTC
Is this the one where the ex porn star has her licence with strainer on her head?
irishgue185 karma2020-07-05 10:45:56 UTC
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... I have not been informed but ill get back to you on that one lol
greree139 karma2020-07-05 13:43:47 UTC
Didn't a judge in Nebraska rule that the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster was not a totally legit religion, but was instead "a parody intended to advance an argument about science, the evolution of life and the place of religion in public education."?
irishgue93 karma2020-07-05 13:53:06 UTC
Pretty much yeah
TheRealTomTalon109 karma2020-07-05 13:46:12 UTC
Am just here to ask for your blessing🙌🏻?
irishgue211 karma2020-07-05 13:49:08 UTC
May you be touched by his noodly appendage
FunkyCurds106 karma2020-07-05 10:54:54 UTC
As an ordained minister are you legally allowed to perform marriages? I considered joining to see if I could so it for my friends
irishgue194 karma2020-07-05 11:12:20 UTC
Depends on the Country, In the eyes of the Church Of the FSM, Yes, In the eyes of the state, They would be un-offical. In New Zealand our Marriages are recognised by the state, There is a video of the first one on YouTube, I think germany recognise our Marriages as well, If not they do recognise us as a religion. Check if your Country Recognises us, If they do, You can become a Minister for 15$ (31$ if you wan't the fancy certificate)
Ronald_Villiers4397 karma2020-07-05 12:00:56 UTC
I now identify as a pastafarianist, or whatever the word it...what is it?
irishgue124 karma2020-07-05 12:06:02 UTC
Pastafarian. Welcome, Comrade!
Stixmix76 karma2020-07-05 13:18:53 UTC
If I'm already an ordained Dudeist Priest, am I still able to join the Flying Spaghetti Monster sect?
irishgue73 karma2020-07-05 13:32:04 UTC
You sure are, We allow people to join who are already members of other religions
norsurfit60 karma2020-07-05 12:26:02 UTC
Have you ever touched his noodley appendage?
irishgue101 karma2020-07-05 12:38:00 UTC
We are all, Always being touched by his noodly appendage, He pushes down on our heads to simulate gravity.
404usernamenotknown48 karma2020-07-05 15:50:40 UTC
Do confessions in your church start with “I have offended the Spaghetti and now I Regretti?”
irishgue35 karma2020-07-05 16:17:48 UTC
We don't have traditional confessions, Though you could admit to the FSM you have sinned. Maybe some regional association could adopt that line, Lol
acidkaat40 karma2020-07-05 12:18:31 UTC
Did the flying spaghetti monster originate from chef boyardee in a Jesus / God sort of relationship or is boyardee the spawn of the spaghetti monster?
irishgue107 karma2020-07-05 12:25:00 UTC
I don't think it is mentioned where he came from, He just sorta... appeared. And then got drunk and created the universe.
probe10133 karma2020-07-05 11:11:53 UTC
I have a vague memory of reading an article many years ago that stated you refer to yourselves as "Pastafarians". Am I correct or just confused with something else?
irishgue58 karma2020-07-05 11:13:15 UTC
Thats us, We go by "The Pastafarian Church" But more commonly the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, And the followers as Pastafarians.
crapmyusernameisgone32 karma2020-07-05 10:50:39 UTC
How long have you been involved with the Church? What made you join and eventually become an ordained minister?
irishgue95 karma2020-07-05 11:01:26 UTC
I started getting involved with it about a year ago, Around summer 2019, By December I had been ordained, which is alot easier than you'd think, Since the religion has no strict rules, You just pay 31$, Which helps keeps the website running and keeps our Prophet Bobby Henderson afloat so he doesn't have to get a job, so he can work full time of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and representing us. I think the main reason I joined was because as I said in another response, Some people in my country don't like Atheists, And The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster gives me something to use as my answer for questions like "oh so your not religious?"
vaporfang29 karma2020-07-05 10:39:59 UTC
Why this religion. Usually people who support religions have a testimony, it just seems like you’re establishing the legitamacy of the group. But i wanted to ask you why you’re an ordained minister?
Edited: too vague, ty OP
irishgue48 karma2020-07-05 11:06:02 UTC
Theres no specific reason why this specific religion, There are other parody religious such as Judaism and the Banana Cult, Its just the Church of the FSM seemed the most absurd and is one of the bigger religions. I like to see the look on peoples faces when they ask how many members we have, The expect something like 100, or 200, Then you get to see the absolute awe when you say "Roughly one million, possibly more"
irishgue40 karma2020-07-05 11:06:57 UTC
I decided to become a Minister simply to have more involvement in the religion, Since we have no formal joining process, It got my name on the books, and it was harder for other people to testify if im actually a legit member
azathCutter24 karma2020-07-05 12:01:24 UTC
Why do you think your method is effective in spreading atheism? And please answer seriously, don't tell me that you guys are theists. I'm sorry if something similar has been asked before.
irishgue29 karma2020-07-05 12:05:28 UTC
We don't see ourselves as Atheists, but a large number of our members are converted Atheists. I'd support somebody becoming and Atheist just as much as joining the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Though I think people join, Because it gives them something to say rather than "yeah im and atheist...." (i think you've made a minor grammar mistake in your question so sorry if this response is a bit half-assed)
welp4223 karma2020-07-05 11:39:31 UTC
How do you deal with being so epic and funny?
irishgue13 karma2020-07-05 12:02:42 UTC
can you narrow down that question chief?
LazyCon22 karma2020-07-05 14:42:03 UTC
You guys seemed poised to take on religious freedoms abuses head on but didn't ever seen to do anything with your momentum early on. Meanwhile Satanists have been consistently there to show the hypocrisy of religion by erecting religious statues, handing out satanic coloring books, etc. What are your plans to actually do something positive with the clout you've seemed to squander? I love the idea. I just would love to see more progress
irishgue29 karma2020-07-05 15:13:43 UTC
We are trying, The thing is, we dont really have that sorta organization's or money to put up statues, But for instance, We are an official option on the New Zealand Cencus, I personally hope and think it is possible to open Pastafarian schools, We just need a higher concentration of members in certain areas. Progress is slow, But we are working on it all the time, trying to get recognition and attention from media outlets. We do have the occational event that is posted about on our website where people dress as the FSM, Or pirates. We also have a documentary being made about us called "I, Pastafari"
coypug199420 karma2020-07-05 11:57:04 UTC
Are we getting the beer volcanos?
irishgue25 karma2020-07-05 12:09:08 UTC
if your good ;)
gelastes16 karma2020-07-05 11:49:31 UTC
Have there been any schisms yet, and how do you think about people who justifiably point out that you are wrong about the beer volcano?
irishgue62 karma2020-07-05 11:55:06 UTC
Firstly, I don't go parading around the streets saying "SAVE YOUR SOUL! JESUS LIED! JOIN THE CHURCH OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!" So I haven't got into any heated arguments or fights yet,
Secondly, people think there is no beer volcano?
Thanael12316 karma2020-07-05 13:00:50 UTC
What’s your favorite Pastafarian holiday and how do you practice it?
I‘m a big fan of Talk like a Pirate day since before I even heard of FSM. Do you know if the original inventors of the holiday are Pastafarians?
irishgue40 karma2020-07-05 13:07:43 UTC
We have three main holidays, Ramendam, Holiday, and Pastover
On Ramendam, you eat loads of Ramen Noodles
Holiday is just the same as Christmas
And Passover celebrates when the first pirates made their first ship, The Venganza. On this day, You prepare a large "Heaping bowl" of pasta, Smear some tomato sauce on your doorstep, And then eat the pasta, If you can't finish it, you have to give it to your in-laws
Manik00712316 karma2020-07-05 14:33:08 UTC
Does the FSM have meatballs? Are those meat meatballs or plant-based meatballs? Is there a place for vegan people in FSM?
irishgue26 karma2020-07-05 14:42:07 UTC
They are meat based meatballs, but if you want to eat plant based meatballs, it wont offend the FSM
DizzyWhereas310 karma2020-07-05 16:24:00 UTC
What do your parents think of your faith?
irishgue15 karma2020-07-05 16:36:35 UTC
They are Atheists, so they think its pretty cool
Mr_Jabberwocky_8 karma2020-07-05 14:10:50 UTC
Is your god edible? Would it be possible to taste the FSM?
irishgue11 karma2020-07-05 14:18:06 UTC
I think it would be possible, but I don't think he would be very happy with you
BuckFandai5 karma2020-07-05 12:08:05 UTC
Whats your favorite Copy Pasta?
irishgue7 karma2020-07-05 12:18:57 UTC
I've never really read or watched any copy pasta, Lol, is copy pasta still a thing?
UselessMarvin5 karma2020-07-05 11:32:22 UTC
Do you think there should not be any countries based on religion? I am from israel, and we have a big problem separating religion and state. It is a called a jewish-democracy, and there is alot of friction between religious people and atheists here. On the one hand, we are a democracy (though it dosent feel like that sometimes..) and on the other hand, this really is the only country for jewish people to be without encountaring antisemitism.
What do you think about this situation?
irishgue16 karma2020-07-05 11:37:05 UTC
I think we at least shouldn't teach Religion in school, I think Ireland is one of the only countries in the world that have it as a Mandatory Subject. In Ireland, There is HUGE Social pressure for people to be Catholics, It doesn't matter if you actually believe in the bible or not, If your not at mass, The whole town will be talking about you, In the 70s and 80s and even a bit in the 90s You wouldn't be able to get a job if you weren't Catholic.
Its eased up alot now, But the same old System still exists. Correct me if im wrong but, In Israel, the conflict gets a bit more Violent than just Social Pressure?
cat-god5 karma2020-07-05 12:17:18 UTC
How often do you shower?
irishgue2 karma2020-07-05 12:26:41 UTC
i don't believe this is relevant to the AMA.... but every day...
Blastspark014 karma2020-07-05 11:39:34 UTC
How long does the ordination process take? Do you have to pay to receive your card?
irishgue5 karma2020-07-05 12:01:59 UTC
As long as it takes to get mail from America to your country, You just pay either 15$ for your ID card or 31$ for a fancy cert and an ID card, there is no training like in the Christian Church. Alot of people just think its a sham Bobby Henderson is running for money, But once your in the inside of the Religion its very clear he isn't using the profits for his own Personal Gain. But you get all the propper benefits of being a Religious Leader, Such as being able to perform Holy Ceremonies such as Marriages.
_Floydian4 karma2020-07-05 11:03:49 UTC
Does your church compete with Dinkoism?
irishgue13 karma2020-07-05 11:08:35 UTC
We wouldn't really compete with other religions (unless its one of the major world religions) We respect the members of our fellow parody religions
Darayneman3 karma2020-07-05 12:02:42 UTC
What inspired you to wake up and post this?
irishgue5 karma2020-07-05 12:21:26 UTC
quarantine bordem. \._./
KatanaGirl242 karma2020-07-05 12:52:30 UTC
What is the community like? Do you talk to others in The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Do you know anyone/have any friends who have the same beliefs?
irishgue2 karma2020-07-05 12:54:53 UTC
There are not many in my country though I know two other Pastafarians. The Community is filled with amazing people who are also flexing their rights as citizens of their country to express their religion. Our Prophet, Bobby Henderson posts updates on Pastafairan-related matters on our website every month or so
pepperping2 karma2020-07-05 11:26:11 UTC
Are you affiliated with the Temple of Floating Hokkien Beasts?
irishgue8 karma2020-07-05 11:31:50 UTC
Temple of Floating Hokkien Beasts?
Temple of Floating Hokkien Beasts?
im not exactly sure what that is
Dead_Toad2 karma2020-07-05 12:09:18 UTC
What gender does the FSM identify as? Do they have a spouse/SO?
irishgue8 karma2020-07-05 12:18:22 UTC
He is male, However he has no spouse, or mother or father.
Jizslr2 karma2020-07-05 12:20:17 UTC
What counties accept your religion?
irishgue4 karma2020-07-05 12:22:53 UTC
Germany and New Zealand do, if I wen't digging there are probably a few more. They have a high Pastafarian Population so it was kinda hard to ignore them, In other countries they don't have many Pastafarians so its harder to get recognised, However in my country, I heard about it after a Pastafarian was interviewed on the radio.
Jueri201 karma2020-07-05 12:09:22 UTC
How many members does your religion have ?
irishgue3 karma2020-07-05 12:18:01 UTC
Since we have no formal joining process, But based of surveys and stuff, Its estimated around 1 million, but possibly more.
xxVordhosbnxx1 karma2020-07-05 12:11:40 UTC
Edit: moved to comment thread.
irishgue1 karma2020-07-05 12:16:57 UTC
I have thought about this, But, Its not the believing in it that really matters. To keep the religion alive, I always say I do believe in everything in the Gospel of the FSM
The True meaning of the religion is to stand up to the system and to make a point that it doesn't matter how old, or how many members a religion has, Every religions story is as crazy as the others. So they all deserve to be recognised as true.
collided_equations1 karma2020-07-05 12:19:34 UTC
Which countries recognize you as legit and what is your expanding strategy?
Do you know/have anybody in india?
irishgue2 karma2020-07-05 12:24:14 UTC
I don't personally know any indian pastafarians, With roughly 1 million worldwide though there is bound to be some in India, For now, Germany and New Zealand recognise us and allow us to do marriages and ceremonies. As I said before though,they aren't the only two, I think there is one or two more.
rootbeer41 karma2020-07-05 11:58:54 UTC
What are the core beliefs of your religion?
irishgue5 karma2020-07-05 12:08:41 UTC
The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the entire universe, He arranged it so it looked alot older than it actually is. He also controls gravity and got drunk during creating the eath. The stories in the gospel go into alot more detail,
MrSelfDestructLS1 karma2020-07-05 12:16:04 UTC
What are your thoughts on other "parody religions (i think is the term)" like Discordianism and Last Thursdayism?
irishgue3 karma2020-07-05 12:27:33 UTC
They are cool, I would have joined on of them, But once I heard the Church Of the Flying SPaghetti Monster was actually getting recognised by Countries, I couldn't pass up the opportunity, Lol
D34th_gr1nd1 karma2020-07-05 11:55:39 UTC
How can I get ordained?
irishgue1 karma2020-07-05 12:11:36 UTC
https://www.spaghettimonster.org/ > Ordinations
AbdallahKabany1 karma2020-07-05 12:13:26 UTC
What sin angers the FSM most?
irishgue3 karma2020-07-05 12:31:01 UTC
Probably if you are a Sleazy loan shark or a boss that only pays your workers minimum wage. Other than that, he doesn't really care as long as your not a complete asshole. We have some guidelines but we are not required to follow them, as i said before we have no strict rules. They are called the 8 i'd really rather you didn'ts.
OuterHeadDebris1 karma2020-07-05 11:47:06 UTC
What's the worst pasta pun you've heard? And is it true your HQ is based in Las Agneles?
irishgue3 karma2020-07-05 11:59:04 UTC
Thats a good question, I haven't really got any memorable puns thrown at me, More just friendly slagging. There are people I know however that bring it up, arguably to much.
We don't have a "HQ" as such, Our Prophet Bobby Henderson, Last I heard he is living in the Philippines now, But he is American and previously lived in Oregon. I haven't heard anything about a HQ.
Archedeaus1 karma2020-07-05 12:12:04 UTC
What would your reaction be if you found out that the spaghetti monster was actually real?
irishgue2 karma2020-07-05 12:31:55 UTC
i'd probably start praying more. and of course inform other pastafarians, and then invite the flying spaghetti monster down to earth for a party
happyhappysadhappy-1 karma2020-07-05 10:59:16 UTC
This still a thing?
irishgue5 karma2020-07-05 11:10:14 UTC
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