Tomorrow I will officially become a 40 year old virgin. Ask me anything.
...and get this: my first name is Steve. Not exactly like the movie, but close enough.
I never had a relationship in my whole life. I believe I haven't even talked to a woman on a personal level in 10 or even 15 years. That kinda applies to the professional level as well, since my career (IT consulting) is basically a big, overarching sausage fest.
I really don't know why. It isn't shyness, because shy people generally fret over their condition and wish to be more assertive. I am not outgoing, but I can handle people.
I never really thought about it before, but now that I'm about to hit 40 the thought of dying alone is ceasing to be an urban legend and starting to become a visible silhouette in the offing. I am not complaining about my lot in life, but it's food for thought.
Ask me anything.
Edit: Holy cow, front page. Seriously?
Edit: Ok, people... gotta go for a while. Still have tons of unanswered comments and messages, I will get to it as soon as I can. Keep them coming, if you wish. I'll try to answer any question that hasn't been addressed before. Thanks for the support!
Edit: Well, 40 year old now! I never expected such a response. Thanks everyone for the well wishes and advice. Even if I didn't exactly ask for it, I appreciate the intention and the interest. Reddit has this bizarre addictive quality, so I will delete this account in a couple of hours to avoid the temptation to check over and over for new comments. (Take that, people who thought I was a karma whore!)
I enjoyed this.