IamA prostitute! AMA!

OH, GUYS, JUST A TIP. DON'T EVER ASK AN ESCORT IF THEY ARE A COP OR AFFILIATED WITH POLICE. IT IS THE STUPIDEST AND MOST ANNOYING QUESTION.

FOR SOME RETARDED REASON, MANY PEOPLE ARE UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT A COP HAS TO SAY THEY ARE A COP, AND SOMEONE AFFILIATED WITH THE POLICE HAS TO ADMIT IT IF ASKED.

THIS IS AN OBVIOUS MYTH. STUPID. A COP DOES NOT AND CERTAINLY WILL NOT EVER ADMIT TO BEING A COP. IF THEY ARE UNDERCOVER, THEY WILL LIE.

DONT BE STUPID.

If someone gets an hour with you and finishes within let's say... 6 minutes. What do you do for the rest of the time? Asking for a friend.

Usually they are embarrassed and leave.

You mean you wouldn't make them a sandwich and try again in a few minutes?

It's their wife's job to make them a sandwich. I'm there to do what their wives clearly can't; satisfy them in bed.

Definitely asking for a friend.

Lol

Does this profession change the way you see the male gender?

Yes.

In what ways? Do you feel that you will never be able to love a man again or is it a trust issue?

I have difficulty connecting on more than a sexual level now. I fear that I will never be able to "make love" again. I have a boyfriend right now and he tries to "connect" with me during sex and i really can't do it. In fact, it makes me anxious. I see sex as work.

And this is why some people are also fearful of entering relationships with girls/guys who've done porn, or even just been with a shit ton of sex partners. And yet the sex positive crowd can never admit that it's even a slight possibility someone would change from having transactional sex, or a ridiculous amount of sex partners.

It's called the 1000 cock stare and if you're lucky you'll notice it on the first date.

Of course it changes you. Whoever says it doesn't is a liar. It has effected me greatly.

What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Chocolate Chip Mint.

Thanks for asking. Refreshing change of pace.

Verified

Thanks!

How much do your services cost? Do you have a menu? Do you know of male prostitutes?

$120 for a half an hour and $200 for an hour. My prices are considered expensive for my area.

I have not met any male prostitutes but they exist.

What's the strangest thing you've ever been asked to do for money?

There is a lot. Men ask me to pee on them a lot. One time a guy paid me to get naked, track his apartment, and then clean it. He got off on neatness. Weird.

track his apartment

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**trash.

He wanted me to mess up his house and then clean it again. Sorry for the typo!

Well I guess that makes a change for you rather than just sexual stuff! Is there anything you wouldn't do regardless of the amount of money being offered?

Yeah there's a lot I wouldn't do. I have specific rules and no amount of money will change them. I've been offered multiple thousands for sex without a condom. I have never and will never. I still have morals believe it or not.

I fully believe you still have morals. And do you have any safety precautions you follow, as I imagine it's a pretty dangerous job?

A boyfriend who is always packing and waiting in the car just in case. Plus I carry mace.

Well I'm glad your safe. Is your bf not bothered by your line of work?

Not really. He worries for my safety, that's all. He knows I use protection and that my encounters are strictly physical. He's not threatened. He wants better for me but knows how close I am to graduating and obtaining my degree and leaving this life behind. He's supporting me and helping me through it.

That's great I wish you the best of luck in all your future endeavours:)

Thank you

wait what your bf goes to jobs with you...and thats not...weird for him?

He knew what he was getting into. He knows sex is just sex and there's no meaning behind it when I work. He loves me and would rather be there so I'm safer. He waits in the car.

How much do you charge for eating fried rattlesnake skin with chopsticks?

Exotic food is eaten free of charge.

What's the scariest situation you've been in?

I had to fight my way out of a situation where a man was trying to rape me. I maced him in the face and stabbed him in the leg with the closest thing I could reach- a metal nail filer he had sitting on his nightstand.

Most Money Made in night? Weekend?

About $1,100

How much did you have to do for that?

3 guys, multiple hour intervals.

Did you shower in between?

HELL YES. Every time. It would be SO gross if i didn't.

Doesn't that start to hurt?

Sometimes. Vagina's are pretty flexible though.

Relevant.

Hah. Love that bitch.

What makes you $200 worthy? I appreciate a good sales pitch

I'm clean, safe, and fun to talk to. I'm not a burnt out junkie like most prostitutes. I try to have fun with you and make you laugh and feel comfortable. Most girls don't offer any of that. I am also exceptionally good at every single thing I do ;)

But my actions speak louder than my words, and my body speaks for itself.

You said in another comment that you have hep-c, in what way is that clean?

I have Hep C from when i used to use intravenous drugs. Hep C is very difficult to catch through sex. It is spread by blood. By clean I mean that I ALWAYS use condoms and shower between every call. You'd never catch anything from me unless you shared a needle with me and i don't use anymore.

Do you fake orgasms to speed things up sometimes?

I am constantly faking. Not so much to speed up the process, but the guys like it when they think I'm getting off.

This is one I don't get. Do guys really not understand you are faking or they just don't care? I understand you aren't in their heads so maybe you don't know the answer. But for me personally, I know when a woman is actually getting off, and having a woman fake it would be kind of irritating. Do they ever just say "you don't need to do all of that"?

No ones ever questioned me. Idk if it's because I'm a good faker or if they don't care.

How often do you get tested?

The first Wednesday of every month.

Busiest nights of the week?

Thursday.

Why Thursday? I would have thought it would be a day when people didn't have work the next day.

No idea. Just always seems to be Thursday. Lol

do men try to be good at sex with you, as in try to get you off, or do they just do it as quick as they can?

Some just worry about themselves, but believe it or not, MOST want to get ME off.

I don't know if that's considered a fetish per se, but that's something that a lot of guys get off to.

I've noticed.

Do you prefer if a client is of a particular size? If so, what size?

The smaller the easier it is on me.

Favorite position? And do you get any pleasure out of it?

Rarely I get some pleasure. Not often.

Doggie style so I can pretend I'm being fucked by Brad Pitt LOL

What age Brad Pitt do you find most attractive?

Is current Brad Pitt still attractive?

Brad Pitt will die attractive.

I love him most from Interview with a Vampire, because I'm dark like that. Lol.

He can bite me any day.

Forgive me, I have a bunch:

How did you get into this line of work?

What are some of your sexual fantasies?

Has a client ever sexually satisfied you?

Any particular reason you chose prostitution over pornography?

Full time student, 40 hour/week internship & raising a child. I don't have time to make money a normal way until school is over.

Being able to make love to my boyfriend. Right now we only fuck. He wants a deeper intimacy level that I'm not able to offer him because this job has ruined me emotionally.

My family/friends don't have to know I'm a prostitute. It's easier to hide. Plus I am in school about to receive my Doctorates. Porn would look bad on my resume. This will slip between the cracks.

Thanks for the response. I hope your relationship gets better. What are you going for your doctorate in?

Clinical Psychology specializing in drug and alcohol addictions counseling.

Thanks =)

What is the worst kind of client?

The kind that thinks they're ever going to become my boyfriend. And the kind that think they're "the best" in the bedroom when in reality they have tiny cocks and have to pay to get laid. The ones that think they'll impress me, or believe me when I tell them they do.

I'd like you to comment on personal safety. I suspect that being a prostitute has to be really scary at times. Do you carry a gun? Mace? a knife? Do you have a process where some third-party knows where you are in case something goes sideways?

I carry mace and I take my boyfriend with me everywhere i go. If I walk into a call and he doesn't hear from me within 5 minutes, he is on his way inside and he is ALWAYS carrying. He needs a phone call from me within the first 5 and he needs to hear me say I am okay and that I've received my pay. I tell him how long I will be, if I go over that time by even a minute without letting him know, he is on his way inside. He ALWAYS assumes the worst.

I was so confused when you said you carry mace. Google was my friend.

I should do this instead.

LPT: Get rid of your mace. Carry a real OC with a high percentage of Capsicum ex. https://www.sabrered.com/

Practice with an inert, aim for the eyebrows. You should OC yourself so you know how you react. OC gets everywhere. The only way to get over it is time, but a bit of dish soap and running water and a fan helps.

Thanks!

Any stories you can tell about him coming in at the 5 min mark?

They're all the same, really. They come quick and get embarrassed. One guy wanted his money back (he didn't get it). One guy once used some lame excuse about how he hadn't had sex in years (forgetting he had just seen me a week prior). He was a junkie.

Lol I think u/bobconan was asking about your boyfriend coming in with his gun after not hearing from you in the first 5 minutes.

Oh. Fortunately, my boyfriend has not had to do that yet.

I get the feeling he is more of your "pimp' than someone you are in a "loving" relationship with. Certainly sounds far from a "boyfriend"

i can understand how it can seem that way, but you don't live with him every day. He loves me to pieces and we have a wonderful relationship. He is not my "pimp"- he does not get paid by me. He has his own job and his own path. He is very much a boyfriend.

Do you have any tattoos?

Yes, more than the average person.

What do you do when you are on your period?

I don't work.

There might be a market for it....but chances are a break is good, haha

There is, but I enjoy my breaks.

What do you wear?

I dress casual with sexy lingerie underneath. I don't like to draw attention to myself or make things look suspicious.

Do you have hard limits? and if so what are they?

No anal, and nothing completely unreasonable.

What would you define as unreasonable?

Ive been asked to do crazy things. Shit on someones chest, let them shit on mine, let them tie me up, let them be rough with me.... etc

I think you may have just disappointed a lot of redditors...

HAH

If you could work in a different field, what would it be?

I plan to. I am a full time student and intern. Psychology- specializing in drug and alcohol addictions counseling.

Are you worried you'll get frustrated with your paycheck when you go into counseling and decide to go back to being a provider?

I'll have my Doctorates; so I will be making good money. I won't be frustrated because I will finally be doing something I LOVE and making more than enough to live still.

However, it does ruin jobs for me now. Tried quitting and getting a 9-5 but $200/hour sure beats $15!!!! Lol

Once I receive my Doctorates, I'll never go back to this.

Do you get women clients, or only men?

Did my first couple about a month ago. Was super fun, got to fuck the girl. That was my only experience with a woman. They never call. Wish they did!

How did your first ever visit with a client go ? Did you tell them they were your first ?

Much different from what I do now. When I first started I worked for an agency out of Trenton. I work independently now.

They did not know they were my first.

Average age bracket of clients?

No brackets. ALL ages. 18-80.

Majority is 35-45 year old married men.

Do clients ever make dad jokes?

Not sure in what sense you mean, but i've had clients like to be called "daddy"

How do you feel about providing your services to married men? Do you see it as offering relief, or do you have any qualms or other reservations about marriage?

I try not to think about it. I feel bad for their wives but it's my job to make money. If they weren't seeing me they'd be seeing someone else so I try not to feel guilty.

But yes, it makes me have trust issues with men.

Have you ever run into a client in your day-to-day life?

Yeah. It's funny because they get so awkward ESPECIALLY when they're with their wife lol as if i would just be like "HEY ITS ME THAT PROSTITUTE YOU SCREWED" and they steer off in another direction.

Do you ever enjoy it or is it purely business?

Business. Sometimes something will feel good but mostly business.

Do you have an STD?

I have Hep C from when I used to take intravenous drugs, but I have never caught anything through sex. I ALWAYS use protection for EVERYTHING and get tested monthly.

You know there is a cure for hep c now?

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/11/151116181750.htm

Yes, I begin my treatment in March.

Thank you, though.

If I have a tall but shaped face and dark hair, but big lips, what kind of facial hair should I grow?

goatee

If I were a prospective client, are there any red/green flags to look for in an ad? How do you communicate how chill/safe you are in your ads?

You can never judge an ad as far as safety. You have to just go with your gut. A real escort will NEVER discuss the exchange of a sexual act for money. If they say ANYTHING trying to get you to say its an exchange of money for sex, it's a setup. A real escort will make sure you know that you are paying for her TIME, not her body.

Any interesting story you want to share?

Too many. Hmm...

I used to have this client that was so fucked up all the time he could never get it up. He would be so high, he would get on top of me and thrust but his dick never went in. I have a fat ass so it would always slip between my ass cheeks and he would basically fuck my ass cheeks without ever penetrating me and tell me how good my "pussy" felt.

This dude saw me like every weekend for a year and never entered me ONCE. He thinks we've had sex hundreds of times.

I went on BackPage and ran into a lot of "bait and switches" and walked out on both. Sorry ladies. I was wondering is there a safe place to do these kind of activities in which I won't be lied to? Any free sites? I know there are some that you have to pay for, but not even sure if those are legit.

Any advice? I'm in California.

Nothing safe about this business, babe. Unfortunately, some girls will always "bait & switch". I have NO idea why. Don't they realize you'll know once you see them and most likely leave????? So stupid to me. Gives the rest of us a bad rep too. Any idea how many times a day I hear "Are you real?" or "Is that really you?" Lol.

Do you enjoy your work?

No. But I enjoy the money.

What do you think about legalization of prostitution?

If the government provided for you and your child and helped you get through school would you want to keep prostitution illegal?

Would legal prostitution demean women more than society already demeans women?

Thanks,

I think it should be legal. It's my body and I'm not harming anyone.

I would never wish to have the government provide ANYTHING for me.

I don't think legalizing prostitution would demean women anymore than they already are. They're doing it anyway. Might as well stop making it more difficult.

1. You say you're going to school, how much longer do you think you'll be doing this job then? Also what degree?

2. What do you tell your family you do for a job? (Not sure if that's a sore subject or anything, just curious, no judgements)

I will be receiving my Doctorates in Clinical Psychology specializing in Drug and Alcohol Addictions counseling in November of this year (2016). I currently have my master's but can not have my own practice without my PsyD.

My family thinks my internship is paid. It is not.

Has a guy ever cried while having sex with you? Tell us about it.

Yes! Twice.

First time- old man whose wife recently died (sad, i know)

Second time- Man who felt guilty for cheating on his wife.

Does the fact not all your clients are probably the most physically attractive people ever turn you off?

I'm always turned off by them. Attractive or not.

What's the strangest request you've ever gotten and is there anything you won't do?

There's a lot I won't do. Strangest is probably a regular of mine that has a "cleanliness" fetish. He is a super neat freak. Pays me to get naked, wreck his house, then clean it again. He has never touched me.

Have any people under the age of 18 approached you? what do you say to them if they want to use your services?

They don't normally admit to being under 18. Once or twice that has happened and I immediately said they have to be 18 and apologized.

I did meet a guy once or twice that LOOKED underage and I made both of them show me their ID's. Both ended up actually being 18.

Any repeat or regular johns?

Yes.

Do you see clients of a certain demographic more frequently? Like college kids?

They are all so different. All walks of life. Often people you would never expect. Hasidic Jews are common as well. That always surprised me at first.

Have you ever had to refuse a client simply on their looks? I noticed you mentioned that your clients can be as old as 80.

Ive only refused them over cleanliness.

I asked a guy to shower once and he said no so I send him on his way.