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theNJprostitute174 karma

OH, GUYS, JUST A TIP. DON'T EVER ASK AN ESCORT IF THEY ARE A COP OR AFFILIATED WITH POLICE. IT IS THE STUPIDEST AND MOST ANNOYING QUESTION.

FOR SOME RETARDED REASON, MANY PEOPLE ARE UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT A COP HAS TO SAY THEY ARE A COP, AND SOMEONE AFFILIATED WITH THE POLICE HAS TO ADMIT IT IF ASKED.

THIS IS AN OBVIOUS MYTH. STUPID. A COP DOES NOT AND CERTAINLY WILL NOT EVER ADMIT TO BEING A COP. IF THEY ARE UNDERCOVER, THEY WILL LIE.

DONT BE STUPID.

theNJprostitute81 karma

**trash.

He wanted me to mess up his house and then clean it again. Sorry for the typo!

theNJprostitute80 karma

Usually they are embarrassed and leave.

theNJprostitute74 karma

I had to fight my way out of a situation where a man was trying to rape me. I maced him in the face and stabbed him in the leg with the closest thing I could reach- a metal nail filer he had sitting on his nightstand.

theNJprostitute71 karma

Rarely I get some pleasure. Not often.

Doggie style so I can pretend I'm being fucked by Brad Pitt LOL