IamA male who lost his penis and is getting an experimental penile transplant AMA! [nsfw]

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I sent him an IM. He never responded. I was joking around that he could lend me a spare, lol.

Are you still on speaking terms with the relevant friend?

Best friends. His dick is in his will to me. Organ donor, lol. Literally.

Since his dick is yours after he dies, do you make sure he keeps it away from filthy whores?

Chastity key around my neck.

When you get a new penis are you going to leave it in your will to another dickless fella so there can be a movie adaptation called "Brotherhood of the Traveling Penis"?

I'm still hoping one say with stem cells or some shit I can just get one printed from my own dna. That day will be awesome...

After the transplant will you walk out of the hospital like this?

I'm sure I won't be walking out of the hospital... but I sure will be strolling out there in the wheelchair like that.

This is by far the most fascinating and squirm-inducing AMA I've seen so far. Congratulations?

Not to be morbid but this is a morbid question, sorry: Will the donor be deceased? I'm assuming yes. Does that make this feel weird to you at all?

I think it will. I'm more worried about how my girlfriend will react to it.

Will this count as cheating? Because I mean...it's not REALLY yours.

Hey, Jin Xiang made my girlfriends vibrator in China. I don't count that as cheating.

How do you pee?

Can you masturbate?

Have you had a girl/boy friend?

How did they react when you told them why you couldn't be intimate?

Can you be intimate?

• I had a urethral reroute. I have a hole on the underside of my balls. I sit to pee.

• Yes, just differently. I still have part of my shaft under there which still has nerve endings. Use your imagination for the rest.

• Girlfriend

• She knew me since we were little, so she knew all along.

• Yes. Any loving couple can be intimate :)

I had a urethral reroute. I have a hole on the underside of my balls. I sit to pee.

Op please pics

I'll illustrate it verbally. It's a hole in my taint.

So, pegging?

Eh, not really into it.

Do you ever do this and then just shout "SURPRISE!!!" as you unzip?

They all say they want a guy with a sense of humor, right? http://i.imgur.com/uc89SWZ.jpg

lmao. I did used to trick new friends with it. won a lot of bets.

Did you or did you not hint too your doctor to find a well endowed donor?

My doctor is a very straightforward ex-combat-vet no punches kinda guy. I asked him how big his penis was and that I wanted mine to be "just a touch bigger". That made him laugh.

Man, did you think of that and be desperate for a chance to use it or did it just come to you.

Just popped up.

After the transplant and once it's all healed up, will you celebrate with a helicopter?

Heck yeah.

What the fuck, why did you stick your dick in the door frame??

I was joking around with friends.

How will your new penis function and will you be able to have an erection?

I don't know, they don't know. At best a semi, but with some balloon type contraption I can achieve a full erection.

Man, that's interesting. I mean, theres thousands of years medical history leading up to this. Out of interest, do you know the medical cost of this process?

I'm sure it's measured in endowments.

Can you get a new penis from a black dude and suddenly make up for lost volume?

At this point, I'd be happy to have my 12yr old dick back, even at that size. I miss my buddy.

So what you're saying is you're looking for some 12 year old cock...because you miss it.

What else is going to fit into my taint hole?

What happened immediately after the incident? Was there a "why did I do that?" moment, a "holy fucking hell why did you do that to me?" moment, or was it all pain and no time for regret?

Was there an awkward apology from your friend after the excitement wound down?

What did your parents say?

How many people in your real life know you are currently penis-less?

What are you looking forward to most when you rejoin the ranks of the penis'd?

Holy shit, man. Holllleeeeee fucking shit. Thanks for educating us today.

It was a scene of utter panic and mayhem. Your penis has a huge artery (well, I don't know about yours, per say) and it supplies a lot of blood.

I had an erection the moment it happened so that was pumping in blood. If you can imagine, it was like a scene out of the Game of Thrones with the sheer level of blood that was everywhere.

My parents were pretty good about it. They didn't take it easy on me just because of it growing up. Which I thank them now for that.

I think a lot of people know... I don't know. Everyone I grew up with knew. It was kinda a big deal. Everyone in school knew but they didn't tease me about it.

I don't know. Standing up to pee. Not having to put toilet paper on the seats. The chance of possible real sex is a close second though.

This is one of the craziest AMAs. Loving your answers. But. You had an erection as you were about slam your penis in a door?! 12 year old boys are crazy.

They were on the other side of the door, I popped the door just a crack and put my dick through as a joke. It all happened very quickly.

You'd hate for something like that to be drawn out...Was there a reason for the erection or was it a 12 year old boy thing?

Btw, this is my favourite AMA. My bf is in the other room crippled at the imagined pain. He would like to send his sympathies to your severed penis and prays that you get one that is well hung to make up for it.

Edit: erection not reaction.

I think it's just my personality. I think I was just trying to be silly. I think all 12 year old 8 to 16 year old boys play around like this from time to time.

I'm pretty sure my last words before it happened was "c'mre and give it a little kiss" (Gremlins, the movie, was on TBS all the time around that time if you don't catch the reference)

Have you received your Darwin award yet?

Science!

How has this affected any relationships you may have had?

Not in the slightest.

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Probably worse than I did. I actually still feel bad that he's had to endure the thought of making a huge change in someone's life.

So you're waiting for a dick transplant?

Doesn't that feel kind of weird?

Hah, yeah. It kinda is... but if they aren't gonna use it...

What did you do with your amputated penis?

I don't know. Purina perhaps?

What (if any) are the limitations of the transplanted penis?

Might reject. May not get an erection. Could kill me.

Did your friend slam the door on your dick while fully knowing what he was doing? Also, what was it like going through puberty without having a penis? How do you orgasm and what happens when you climax? Have you spoken to anyone whose had a successful transplant?

Yes, he knew. He said "Eww, gross" when he saw it and slammed the door. I don't think he had a firm grasp on physics yet.

Going through puberty was a lot of fun. Had to retrain myself on how to fap. I was just learning before it happened so, it was kinda weird, but I made it work. Weirder was people asking my "if I needed any help" trying achieve liftoff... just very awkward in the puberty stage even talking about ejaculations you know?

I think I'll be the 2nd person on the planet to have it done (if it even happens). I've not talked to anyone. There was a guy in China who had his done and decided to go back.

Weirder was people asking my "if I needed any help" trying achieve liftoff...

^{Something something broken arms.}

yeah... that analogy was used by another friend. This was a couple years after it happened. He said, "You know, if you had 2 broken arms, I'd, you know, help, you know, out..."

Your friend seems like a nice gay guy.

Aren't we all just a little gay every now and again? =)

Why did he decide to go back?

Psychological problems between him and his wife. It was only 2 weeks.

Wow! This is actually really interesting and I was wondering if you could answer some questions for me:

-Was there ever a time you thought of yourself as less of a man?

-Were there issues with confidence growing up?

-Do you ever miss what used to be there?

-What was it like growing up without a penis? Especially in those teenage years?

• nope
• Kinda. Just at gyms. I do this procedure when I get dressed to hide the fact. http://i.imgur.com/Fpez0Mv.jpg Shirt covers it. Balls swing free.
• Yes. I had just learned how to fap, so I was pretty excited to use my new toy any chance I had
• Different, but normal. Homework, chores, fights with the family. Pretty much normal, just lacking a penis.

Weird question, but you said earlier you learned how to fap without a penis. Do you just climax with no mess?

No, it just comes out of another hole. Like, I pee out of the rerouted urethral hole under my balls. I ejaculate out of there as well.

...but I can get away with fapping very discretely. Did it all the time growing up. I'd just put paper towels in my underwear and even on the church van it would take 2 fingers down the front of my pants. Start rubbing away.... great success.

Did it hurt?

Not at all.... I'm fucking joking. Yes it hurt like a son of a bitch. Bled like a son of a bitch. Panic attack like you wouldn't believe.

I'm just imagining a 12 year old boy running around the house with his penis hanging by a thread and screaming.

Don't forget the blood spraying everywhere.

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No.

How has this part of your body been perceived by your family and friends?

We don't even really talk about it that much. It's a normal thing for me about now. I pursued the transplant option myself. I let my parents know but they are concerned about a case in China that didn't go so well.

Did you masturbate before losing your penis and how old are you now?

Yes, I just learned before it happened. I happened to knock a few out of the park before I lost it.

I'm in my early 30s.

So you've spent more of your life without your penis than with it. Will it be weird finally having one again or will you just be glad?

You know... it was really convenient when I was growing up. I never had to worry about going up to the chalkboard with an erection. I mastered fapping with how I do it now. Just thinking of going back to the old way just seems like it would get in the way.... not to mention if something goes wrong and I lose total sensation.

So just to be clear, they... They are going to take a (presumably dead) persons penis... And they... Are going to sew it to your crotch? Does seen kind of strange to you?

a loooot more to the procedure to it than that.

Yes, though... Very strange.

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There is specific criteria in a donor match. Can't just be some dude.... but no. No one has ever offered me their dick. Except for my friend that did it.

Does it feel like you still have a dick even though it's not there? Like, for instance, when you get 'aroused' does it feel like you have a boner?

I still have the base of my penis. The "stump" gets hard. I can still ejaculate.

But you said you use a hole under your balls. So you ejaculate there?

The fluid comes out of there, but the main nerve endings are not.

Did you get teased a lot growing up without a penis?

How did your parents react to it? Did they think you were a total moron?

Hope it works out and you get a nice cock.

Nah, never. I was super nervous at gym... but I eventually got over it. More uncomfortable was everyone wanting to see how the plumbing worked. Awkward :|

Yeah. My dad, months after, said "I bet you won't do that again". Good guy :)

thanks!

Does waiting on a new dick feel like waiting on a new car to be delivered?

No, it's more like unwrapping a christmas present.

well i'll give you this, doing this AMA proves that you've got balls

my question is...how does your ejaculation work? or does it?

lol. punny.

It works.

DUDE. Your friend destroyed your penis by slamming a door on it. What are your thoughts about him? Do you want him dead? Does he still feel bad? Are you friends still?

Best friends.

I know you were young when it happened, but when you realized you were going to lose your penis, what was going through your head? How long did it take you to come to terms with it?

I knew right away that it wasn't going the be good. The instant it happened I knew it would be earth shattering.

Do you do anal stimulation as a way of masturbating?

I have, but I still have frontal nerve endings in the stump area. My preference. I can make it work.

How do you pee?

I had a urethral reroute. I have a hole on the underside of my balls. I sit to pee.

When you get horny, what happens? Will your 'new' penis work the same as a regular penis?

I don't know actually. It's all experimental.

How do you an your girlfriend have sex? Do you use a strap-on or just fingers?

I come in with glitter on my nipples and I eat sliced cheddar off her bare breasts.... no, no we don't do that.

I'm got the nod of disapproval from her on if i could say. Sorry.

Can you pick your donor and get a real hammer? When you get a new one, how many hours will you spend flopping it on tables and helicocktering?

I think it will be whatever matches the "yeah, this is compatible with his genetics and won't reject" formula.

I won't be in the morgue lifting sheets going "yeah, I dunno about this one. It's long, but just doesn't have that girth I want".

I know nothing about genetics so excuse me if this is a ridiculous question but could your new penis be of a different race or would that just not work?

Yes, it could work, if it could work. Just like blood transfusions. It's not about the race, per say, but just the combination of things. Even trickier when it's a body part.

How old are you now?

Early 30s

What race is your new penis?

Gotta wait for someone to kick the bucket that's a match genetically.

How has this affected your self esteem, personal philosophy and outlook on life?

No clue. We live our lives day by day. Maybe if that didn't happen, I would have ran out and got hit by a car. I try not to dwell on it.

Is the procedure covered by insurance?

The hospital is covering all the costs.

The "friend" who slammed your dick in the door paid for your new penis right? I mean, thats the regular protocol for severing a friends dick off right? Right?

The hospital is paying for it. Completely.

He has me in his will. His dick.

Were you circumcised? If you could pick your donor, which would you prefer?

Uncircumcised. I don't know how everyone has this preconceived notion that the entire US lops off foreskin.

I think that's primarily a Midwesterner thing: http://i.imgur.com/F8qJgmw.gif

I think if I had to choose, uncircumcised... right? Because I can always get it done later if I think I need to.