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save_the_runaway252 karma

What happened immediately after the incident? Was there a "why did I do that?" moment, a "holy fucking hell why did you do that to me?" moment, or was it all pain and no time for regret?

Was there an awkward apology from your friend after the excitement wound down?

What did your parents say?

How many people in your real life know you are currently penis-less?

What are you looking forward to most when you rejoin the ranks of the penis'd?

Holy shit, man. Holllleeeeee fucking shit. Thanks for educating us today.