Floating_Pickle

I'm just imagining a 12 year old boy running around the house with his penis hanging by a thread and screaming.

That response at the end was amazing.

Weird question, but you said earlier you learned how to fap without a penis. Do you just climax with no mess?

As a boat owner I can say size doesn't vary too much and if it was pontoon it would probably be on the smaller end. Not that it matters tho, still hurt like hell probably.

Do you feel lucky having the second highest paid police salary in the US?