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penisindoor2606 karma

I sent him an IM. He never responded. I was joking around that he could lend me a spare, lol.

penisindoor2317 karma

Best friends. His dick is in his will to me. Organ donor, lol. Literally.

penisindoor1382 karma

My doctor is a very straightforward ex-combat-vet no punches kinda guy. I asked him how big his penis was and that I wanted mine to be "just a touch bigger". That made him laugh.

penisindoor1184 karma

Hey, Jin Xiang made my girlfriends vibrator in China. I don't count that as cheating.

penisindoor997 karma

  • I had a urethral reroute. I have a hole on the underside of my balls. I sit to pee.

  • Yes, just differently. I still have part of my shaft under there which still has nerve endings. Use your imagination for the rest.

  • Girlfriend

  • She knew me since we were little, so she knew all along.

  • Yes. Any loving couple can be intimate :)