SlowSlicing

Joe, you always mention Bonobo chimps, is it their innate bisexuality that fascinates you?

Do some dogs seem like dragons to you and are you scared of being eaten?

What race is your new penis?

pay income tax, despite not being physically present in the US.

Incorrect: "If you are a U.S. citizen or a resident alien of the United States and you live abroad, you are taxed on your worldwide income. However, you may qualify to exclude from income up to $97,600 of your foreign earnings ...if physically present in a foreign country or countries for at least 330 full days during any period of 12 consecutive months." - http://www.irs.gov/publications/p54/ch04.html

Do you feel a sense of envy that Chris Weidman managed to do what you couldn't? Not just you of course, also Chael, Bonner, Franklin, no red-blooded American could topple Brazil.

Or do you feel a sense of pride, that a fellow American has finally become UFC middleweight champion?