Hi I'm Tim Ross a very not famous comedian AMA
You have to have a blunt title about what you do. I'm Tim I'm a nobody I wanna take Unidan's title as reddit celebrity here are the things I have to offer:
I don't know anything about biology but I can tell you the best hot pockets and I can give you tips for Tony hawks pro skater two and help you navigate certain situations as a fat person. (FREE TIP: in summer only wear dark colored shirts so people only know you're sweaty when they touch you.)
Here are some more things about me:
I dropped out of high school.
But don't worry I got my GED and went to community college.
I dropped out of community college.
I've been in a Christian metalcore band, I lived in basically a commune, I have done slam poetry and now I tell jokes to drunk strangers.
You can ask me about any of that except the poetry I was awful at it. There are videos of my jokes at www.youtube.com/timrosscomedy if you wanna look at something as you're down voting this thread. Here's a short one: http://youtu.be/OR-IAayVNLY I have no videos of the other things. Maybe some concert footage from the commune somewhere on the internet. I also have a twitter if you want to say hello there: www.twitter.com/timrosscomedy
I love you.