Jux_

Your profile says new user, but you're Redditing like an old pro

You fucking gave her your username, didn't you? Rookie mistake

Can you disable the first 5 second of audio for tracks? Sometimes my phone is a real jerk and won't silence videos until they load in the player and that makes masturbating in the work bathroom a nervous proposition.

Thanks!

*edit: hey geniuses I have an Android phone with a bug that starts the video player with volume up even if the phone is silenced. And headphones means I can't hear when someone comes in. It's like you've never masturbated in a public restroom before!

Given that his daughter began the process of a lawsuit in January, I doubt he'll comment on this question.

The Welsh