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metagloria1276 karma

"large coffee cup"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Oh man Norm you're the best

metagloria1042 karma

If I'm reading this correctly, Jim Gaffigan is his own wife and writing partner.

Hooray for gold! Thanks : )

metagloria421 karma

Married for 6.5 years here, would rather play scrabble tbh

disclaimer: I am much better at scrabble than sex

metagloria205 karma

Food is way too spicy

BRB going to Sri Lanka

metagloria188 karma

Better Nate than lever!