IAmA a guy who fractured my penis last year, had a series of 12 injections in my penis to fix it that didn't work, and then had penile surgery last week to finally repair the damage. AMA!

As an organ donor, I would be proud if my heart repaired some dudes broken Johnson.

Me and you both :)

In your best estimation, how many people touched your penis during that whole ordeal?

Probably around 15 or so. It's hard to say who handled it during the operation so that's where it gets dicey.

... I cringed when I read 'dicey'

Ya I suppose that wasn't the best word choice, aca.

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Asleep. It ended up being about two and a half hours I was in there.

More than I'll ever have. :(

Positive thoughts brother, I have faith in you.

What exactly happened during sex that caused this? Is there anything that you think we should be conscious about when we have sex?

We were doing it doggy style and she was a being a little overly helpful thrusting back on me. On one of my out-strokes I slipped out and then she pushed back as I was pushing in and then it popped (fractured).

Big take away is that I now warn all of my male friends to be EXTRA CAREFUL on the in-stroke.

you just ruined doggystyle for me. now I'm terrified of getting my Johnson fractured.

Safety first!

did you finish before going to the hospital?

Oh ya I finished. Didn't make it to the hospital for a couple days. Just stubborn thinking it would get better.

Oh ya I finished. Didn't make it to the hospital for a couple days. Just stubborn thinking it would get better.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa I thought this was a myth!!!

I just clutched my wang and fell out of my chair while cringing after reading this.

Nope, definitely not a myth. Most people I've talked to think the same thing though until I tell them my story.

My girl was on top of me once going at it and she slipped out, and came back down full speed. Felt my dick pop as well. Hurt like hell and I didnt even break mine, nor did I finish. I dont know how you pulled that off haha. I pretty much went into the fetal position for a couple minutes.

Horrible pain. Gad youre better and back at it!

Ya, I mean it was some pretty awful pain but I was so close to finishing that Thor had already made his mind up about it, injury be damned.

Swinging Thors hammer eh?

Yessir.

Penis safety wise now in hindsight, if you'd aborted the sex and went to the hospital right away could that have helped in not having all this horrible things happen?

Good luck with your penis!

No. Once the injury happened the result peyronie's was pretty much guaranteed. This is what the doc said.

Will your doodle look "normal" again? Will the swelling under the head go down or will there always be some bulging going on there.

My phrasing of all that might be entirely mad. I don't have penis injury vocabulary.

Everything is expected to go back to close to normal.

How did your girlfriend react to that? I would be so mortified!

Initially we didn't know it was fractured, like most people we didn't that was possible. She feels bad now, especially with all the pain I'm currently going through.

Well, she'll have to kiss it extra better now ;)

The doctor said she is going to have to help me "milk it" once the stitches come out.

Hmmm, I think we need pics of the ass that did this to you.

Ya, for science right?

This is the one thing that petrifies me

It should. It definitely should. Always use caution.

Wow. Thanks :p I hope the best for you.

Thanks a bunch. This AMA has been a welcome distraction so far. :)

So, how's it hanging?

Short, shriveled, and swollen.

Op is just showing off his huge wang.

My favorite comment yet, aca.

Ok, that's the second time you've used 'aca' so now somebody has to tell me what it means.

Just realized that googling it would have been faster than typing out this comment.

Audible chuckle achieved. It's a more manly version of lol.

When was the last time you came?

Are you worried that you might drown your fiancé with the worlds largest cumshot once you can finally jizz again?

We had sex last Monday night. We both laughed at the second part, she says she is worried.

Just curious. Is this how it went down?

I'm at a grill out with strangers so I can't go to the link at the moment.

did they make it bigger?

I jokingly asked them if they could during one of my preop appointments and they weren't amused even a little bit. My urology office is full of some tough customers when it comes to comedy.

I'm guessing dick doctors quickly stop finding dick jokes funny.

Ya I figured as much and have them a pass on not laughing at my witty jokes.

When you fractured it did you hear anything or just felt it?

There was a pretty good pop, both audibly and physically. I could feel my face go white from the pain, but I managed to power through and finish. Afterwards my fiance asked me what popped and I showed her the new bulge I was rocking in my penis.

So you're saying you finished with a broken penis? Jesus Christ, somebody get this guy a medal or something

I haven't had a good laugh like that since the surgery. Thanks.

was the surgery funny?

Not even a little.

Why didn't you stop?

I was so close I didn't want to have blue balls on top of it all. It was literally only a couple extra strokes.

There was a pretty good pop, both audibly and physically. I could feel my face go white from the pain, but I managed to power through and finish. Afterwards my fiance asked me what popped and I showed her the new bulge I was rocking in my penis.

You know what, I'm glad you posted this twice. I upvoted you both times because you deserve it for finishing with a broken dick.

Good on you, brother. Good on you.

Thanks :)

Can you still have sex?

Not right now. The doctors say the recovery is about 2 months before I can start getting back to any kind of sexual intercourse. There is also a 30% chance of some type of erectile dysfunction as a result of the surgery, but time will tell.

They prescribed you Sildenafil (viagra) but you can't have sex?

It's a very low dose right now. The goal of it at the moment is to stimulate good blood flow during the recovery process.

But I'm guessing this doesn't affect you having kids correct?

Regardless of any eventual ED, the doctor has assured me I will be able to have kids.

Not right now. The doctors say the recovery is about 2 months before I can start getting back to any kind of sexual intercourse.

We had sex last Monday night. We both laughed at the second part, she says she is worried.

Am I missing something or are you contradicting yourself?

The surgery was this past Wednesday, May 1. We had sex on monday, April 29.

Oh I see, my mistake!

I have one legit question though; do you ever wake up in the night from a painful boner after the surgery?

Every night so far, multiple times. It's the worst part.

Was the size reduced in any way?

The doctor said it's going to be like a centimeter or two shorter, so not a whole lot.

How big was it to begin with?

Last time I measured it erect it was about 7.5".

Damn boy. I'm sure having a little bit shorter isn't going to matter much then.

When they initially told me about the shortening that would come with surgery I told them, "aww that's all? My fiancé will probably thank ya!" The docs didn't even crack a smile.

People need a sense of humor in their lives. It makes living life better when you can laugh at just about anything.

Ya, I'm not mad at the situation at all. If anything I have a cool story to tell now.

2 cm shorter is about .8 inches, or about 9.5% of total length. Not a whole lot, but for most guys .8 inches loss would be tragic.

Ya. I recognize that while I'm not swinging a tree trunk by Any means, I definitely blessed.

HEY! YOU WERE MY REDDIT SECRET SANTA! HOLY SHIT! Proof Thanks for the Creeper Mug!

Hey, fancy meeting you here. Hope you enjoy the thread :)

You have big balls. O.O

Edit: I find it funny that one of my top comments is about ball sacks and I'm a woman.

Thanks. I never really thought much of them so that means a lot.

How did you piss? Did it hurt?

It hurts like hell right now (The surgery was just last Wednesday). I have been peeing into one of those plastic urinal thingies you get at the hospital.

The thing that hurts the most is getting an erection right now. Those photos are from today so you can see how swollen it is. Any time I start to get hard it feels like my penis is being torn apart. Worst. Pain. Ever.

Man, I wonder if they have pills so you don't get a boner.

Flaccid Pills.

I can say 100% that they don't. It sucks because it seems like I get an erection EVERY time I start falling asleep over the last two nights. It's so bad I am actually afraid to lay down.

Know the feel, had my second cock op about a month back and it's fine during the day, soon as I fall asleep I'm up for ~2h a night in crazy amounts of pain.

How soon before the swelling goes away and I get regular sleep again?

A while. I reckon I'll still be in pain sleeping for about another month [having had the op on Apr 2nd]. Meanwhile my gland is swollen a bit still and I can feel something in the cock is swollen a tad. Prepare for the long haul!

Ugghhh. Well at least I know I can say I feel your pain.

I got some viagra. Want some?

I actually have some that I'm taking at an extremely low dose at the moment. Doc said its to stimulate blood flow to help with recovery.

My apologies friend, I also have suffered a penis fracture before. Although mine did not get infected as your's did, I can honestly say i feel you're pain bro. I was having sex with my girlfriend and I heard and felt the pop like you described, the worst pain I have ever felt. I don't really have a question for you but just dropping in to say you're not alone man. Glad to hear you're doing better. But i will ask you, have you seen the Drew Carey episode where he fell down the stairs and broke his dick? When i was in the hospital, that is all I could think of, but it kept my spirits high.

Thanks man. I've never seen the episode but I'm definitely going to check it out. Hey, we could start our own club!

Why does it look so short in all but the last one? Did they cut out a chunk?

Oh geez, that sounds horrible. But I have to ask

The one from surgery they had injected it with something to give me an erection. I'm a grower not a shower.

I had a similar situation happen but from the girl's side, and I actually am recovering from surgery right now. In November, my boyfriend was on top during sex, and at one point he pulled out and thrust back in a little too vigorously. He hit me really hard to the side and below my vagina, causing a hematoma. Eventually, this bruise ruptured and I spent 4 months at my gyno getting it cauterized weekly. When she couldn't figure out what it was, she sent me to a colo-rectal specialist. Turns out, the impact caused an anal fistula and I had to have a seton (loop from the hole into my ass) put in Wednesday. I am recovering and will have to have multiple surgeries. His penis escaped unharmed.

Ouch. I definitely feel your pain. I hope things move along quickly and your recoveries are as painless as possible :)

After all of the injections and thoughts of surgery did you ever start o think that it might be more trouble than its worth?

The second I got home from the hospital and my ass hit my bed I instantly regretted having the surgery. The pain and anxiety I have felt over the last few days is the worst I've had to endure in my life (For perspective I was a soldier deployed to Baghdad in 2007 getting shot at and blown up).

I know that in the end this needed to be done because the bend in my penis was almost too extreme to even be functional.

how much do you weigh?

155 pounds.

Height?

5'7".

On a scale of 1 to I'd rather eat dog shit, how painful was it?

I'd rather eat dog shit thrown up from a herpes infested hooker's mouth.

Do you think that this experience will deter you from having sex? (Or less than frequent) since the fracture occurred during sex?

Not at all. I engaged to the same girl this happened with and we are getting married next year. She is very understanding and supportive of my recovery and has even been supportive when my sexual confidence has been less than 100% since the injury.

That's great, I'm glad she is supportive. Congrats on the engagement!

Thanks a bunch, I'll pass it on to her too.

i cringed

Me too.

Was the intercourse you were having particularly violent? What caused you to get the fracture. It looks extremely painful.

Not really violent but we were both being pretty "enthusiastic." It was basically just a slip and some bad timing from doggy style that caused the penis to bend and fracture.

This is terrifying as something like this has happened to me, just not so extreme as to cause damage. Just painful. I will have to be more careful.

Well I'm happy for you that it wasn't too bad. Gotta watch that in-stroke!

I am almost certain I have seen your tattoo'd arm in a porn somewhere... Who are you really?!

Just a regular guy.

I'm going to be so fucking paranoid the next time I go at it doggy. Anyway, I'm glad to hear you'll be back in business in a couple of months!

Thanks. Ya, I always try and warn people since I injured it.

Dude that last picture...my dick shriveled a little.

Ya, you see how small mine has gotten, lol.

Were you able to Masturbate or have sex at all the whole year you had your penis fractured?

Oh ya. Sex became more and more difficult over the year though as the bend got worse.

so, how's your penis?

The photos with the stitches in we're taken today. So that's pretty much the state of things right now. Painful.

You have beautiful hands.

Ummm, thanks. :)

Fuck I wish I could take the last two minutes back and not read this thread.

Well at least you have a good story to te your friends later.

Was it functional before you had the surgery or injections post fracture?

The bend of my penis got worse and worse over time until just last week it was bent kind of like you see in the surgery photo.

Is it natural to not be able to get through much of this thread? Also, my penis hooks slightly... should I do anything about it?

My doc said that having somewhat of a curve is natural. The problem is when the curvature brings a risk of bending it during intercourse. If you've never had any issues I wouldn't worry about. Just be careful when you're going all banana sandwich.

/r/spacedicks

Aww thanks. Hadn't thought about posting there!

sooo just how blue are your balls after that?

After the surgery? They're bruised alright.

So how's that penis doing?

It's doing painful, very painful.

Did it hurt?

It hurt pretty good at the time but that is nothing to the pain I am having with erections the last couple days.

Did they try and pawn you off with tablets before the injections? I'm currently on Cialix (think thats the name) for about 6 months now. I get a response with them so they aren't wanting to operate.

They held the surgery off until just last month when they agreed to schedule it. Apparently this type of injury, peyronie's in particular, isn't fully finished vending your unit until around a year so they like to wait at least that long.

So you had to live with a bent penis for a year? Wow. Why was the gap in between the injections and the surgery so long?

I get all of my medical stuff done at the VA and they aren't exactly quick about getting stuff done.

How embarrassing was it having to let your friends and family know what had happened?

Not at all. I'm not embarrassed about my sex life, I have it pretty good so it was just another story really. My family have always been open about stories like that too so that made it easier as well.

Do you have any pre-op pics?

I'm sure there's some floating around somewhere. I don't have any though.

did u jerk off when it was broken

Ya. Especially toward the end it was easier to masturbate than have sex because the erections were so crooked and not as hard as they used to be.

If I may say, you seem to have a quite good looking penis (which is a bit weird to think from the photos you have provided...). Glad you're better!

Thanks. Still in the early days of recovery but keeping my chin up.

How did that first trip to the ER go? Really awkward, or were you in so much pain that it didn't really matter?

My first trip was to the urologist. It was a little awkward but had to get the little guy taken care of.

ARE THEY FUCKING SORRY?

It was my fiancé and she feels horrible about it. She has been super supportive through the whole ordeal as well.

Is it even possible for you yo attempt jelqing later on in the future? Next to kegels, those are good exercises for stimulating blood flow to the penis and make it bigger lengthwise and girthwise.

I've never heard of it. I'll have to check it out.

How much did it hurt? Does it work?

It hurt a while bunch. I'm only a few days post op right now, but my doctors are confident that I'll gain full use back.

YAY! I have never felt so happy for a stranger's penis!

Thanks :)

Did you have them put in a little extra during the surgery? I heard they can do that

I asked if they could but they laughingly declined.

Dude, NSFL tag this shit. That last pic was brutal [yeah, OK I just kinda realized you lived through it but still...].

Good luck in your recovery.

Ya I figured I wouldn't get too many opportunities to get a photo of the inside of my penis. May as well take advantage.