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IVIagicbanana311 karma

Damn boy. I'm sure having a little bit shorter isn't going to matter much then.

IVIagicbanana282 karma

People need a sense of humor in their lives. It makes living life better when you can laugh at just about anything.

IVIagicbanana237 karma

Basically, we were doing field training and a junior soldier was going to an observation post for guard duty. Slipped, fell, and said he wanted to see the risk management paperwork on the task. Just about every training is supposed to have risk management done prior to (does it happen? Not always.) The Operations Sergent Major (the head guy of operations. Top enlisted rank that can make your life hell if he wanted to) heard it. This is the rank that should only hear good morning, good after noon, and Roger. He went out of his way to do a task that he's supposed to deligate to his subordinates (and doesn't need to be done for walking up a hill) and hand delivered it to this Joe.

IVIagicbanana182 karma

Funny story, soldier was going on up to his OP and tripped on a rock. He yelled, "I wanna see the god damn CRM for this shit". Apparently the ops she was nearby and hears it. Wrote up a nice CRM and hand delivered it to the SPC. Pretty sure he's got it framed somewhere

IVIagicbanana152 karma

Height?