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Aquagoat1874 karma

As an organ donor, I would be proud if my heart repaired some dudes broken Johnson.

Aquagoat490 karma

He just gets a new microwave every time he needs to dry/fry some basil.

Aquagoat173 karma

Cool! Join us in /r/vinyl....oh yeah, shit sorry...

Aquagoat160 karma

White people...

Aquagoat156 karma

Well Fox has the X-Men, so they can do that. It's Marvel who has to get around that, so I think they just said their parents got killed by mortar fire or something.

Marvel can't use "mutants", so in the Marvel movies they're just super-powered just because. In the Fox movies they're mutants and Magneto is their father.