meshugganah

In your best estimation, how many people touched your penis during that whole ordeal?

Do you live in 02134? (yes, i was just singing it when i typed it)

Saying "hi" then. Tell me something interesting about you so I can remember. Maybe something funny. Got a favorite story or joke?

How did that first trip to the ER go? Really awkward, or were you in so much pain that it didn't really matter?

Do you not have anything you can use to blackmail him? I mean, fair is fair, right?