cancer, penis, penile-cancer
Comments: 5233 • Responses: 57 • Date: 2013-04-13 01:58:08 UTCsource
PounderMcNasty2833 karma2013-04-13 02:37:30 UTC
I can almost guarantee you that the last thing I thought I would be doing this evening is looking at an 18 year old dude's shaft-less nut sack.
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allballsthrowaway2045 karma2013-04-13 02:42:34 UTC
Isn't that what you are doing...?
referencesnoonegets2501 karma2013-04-13 03:14:40 UTC
I want you to know that if I suddenly die (I'm 25 now), I will donate my penis to you
allballsthrowaway2289 karma2013-04-13 03:15:28 UTC
I, uh... lol... thank you?
danceswithwool2107 karma2013-04-13 04:00:03 UTC
I'd donate my penis to you but you'd still only be half way there.
EDIT: Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!
allballsthrowaway1288 karma2013-04-13 04:09:25 UTC
hahaha, now that's funny =)
BroSerf2116 karma2013-04-13 02:50:01 UTC
Put...put your penis in it.
Edit: my highest rated comment is about penis...YES!!
allballsthrowaway1840 karma2013-04-13 03:10:57 UTC
Don't downvote this man. I had a good chuckle. Have a sense of humor :)
chupacabra791789 karma2013-04-13 02:02:44 UTC
Man i'm sorry that you had to go through that. Thanks for sharing your experience as well. Is there no prosthetic or plastic surgery that can be done in order for you to have something closer to a 'normal' penis?
allballsthrowaway1966 karma2013-04-13 02:15:26 UTC
There is... but it's expensive (over $20,000) and doesn't look realistic... at all. Maybe one day I can hope to have stem cell therapy.
chupacabra791057 karma2013-04-13 02:20:40 UTC
Yeah I hope so. How are you when you have social interactions with the opposite sex?
allballsthrowaway2116 karma2013-04-13 02:23:10 UTC
Good, happy and gay though... so that part isn't a big deal ;)
kshitagarbha1746 karma2013-04-13 02:06:10 UTC
Have you tried a strap on ? A little creativity goes a long way.
allballsthrowaway1291 karma2013-04-13 02:14:39 UTC
Hakoten1395 karma2013-04-13 03:25:33 UTC
If it's any consolation, you've got a nice pair.
allballsthrowaway2726 karma2013-04-13 03:58:28 UTC
stothepowerof31281 karma2013-04-13 02:01:07 UTC
You say you can ejaculate. How exactly? What is there to stimulate and how do you do it?
allballsthrowaway1532 karma2013-04-13 02:17:12 UTC
Usually happens at night after a really good dream... but also just rubbing the inside of where the shaft should be...
alexxerth1503 karma2013-04-13 02:26:22 UTC
This answers one question...but raises a bunch of other ones that I really don't want to ask.
allballsthrowaway1758 karma2013-04-13 02:30:04 UTC
alexxerth977 karma2013-04-13 02:40:17 UTC
Poor choice of words.
allballsthrowaway2820 karma2013-04-13 02:50:43 UTC
Sorry... I'm cocked a loaded. Shoot loads of questions all over me.
iwonderwhy1567 karma2013-04-13 02:41:48 UTC
Could you please elaborate on"..inside of where the shaft should be.."?
allballsthrowaway996 karma2013-04-13 02:50:10 UTC
There is enough to stick a finger in above my balls. It's where men should have their penis.. but it's like a hole that travels in towards the pubic bone.
rebelpride869 karma2013-04-13 02:56:24 UTC
So could you potentially use a toothbrush like the ladies, or is it still too small? Do you need lube? Do you squirt, or does it just kind of leak out?
Sorry, just trying to get a good mental image
allballsthrowaway1513 karma2013-04-13 03:04:55 UTC
lol.. no questions are too off limits.
I have tried a toothbrush that vibrated. yes it works.
I don't normally need lube as it's usually moist enough.
I dribble mostly... but once I went like 2 weeks without and it was like an eruption.
abbaby85362 karma2013-04-13 02:37:54 UTC
So, does that era ever become extremely aroused naturally like an erection would without stimulation?
allballsthrowaway1040 karma2013-04-13 02:40:51 UTC
I do get horny and I precum... my balls swell and I "know". There are other sensitive erogenous zones other than your penis. I think the mind reroutes these... so my spots are just in different places (anus, nipples, balls).
It takes a fair bit of concentration... but I can usually achieve orgasm.
mtbsean1211 karma2013-04-13 02:26:33 UTC
I am really blown away by this. I feel horrible for you. But you seem to have a good sense of humor about it if your name is allballsthrowaway. Good luck to you, sir.
allballsthrowaway1301 karma2013-04-13 02:29:41 UTC
hah... yeah thanks. I grew up with it. I probably know more "your dick is so small" jokes than you :)
KennethEdmonds498 karma2013-04-13 02:43:40 UTC
What's the best joke you can think of?
allballsthrowaway1234 karma2013-04-13 02:46:31 UTC
"Your dick is so small, you have to measure it in negative inches."
That's pretty lame though... I'll have to come back to it. Too many options.
tommy_two_beers1111 karma2013-04-13 02:29:12 UTC
Do you remember having a penis? And have you ever experienced a "phantom limb" like some other amputees have before? Or shall we call it, a phantom cock.
allballsthrowaway1413 karma2013-04-13 02:30:59 UTC
I remember having a penis... I don't ever remember having an erection. I do not know what this would feel like. It haunts me...
Supersable728 karma2013-04-13 03:07:17 UTC
interesting, because erections as a kid were just really annoying for me. You probably just never grew up to associate them with sexual pleasure.
allballsthrowaway1232 karma2013-04-13 03:27:10 UTC
Yeah, I guess I've never had a problem coming to the front of class with a rogue erection out of nowhere.
SheeEttin303 karma2013-04-13 03:06:04 UTC
You said you "know" when you would have an erection? That's probably about it. I actually think you're not missing any feelings in terms of getting boners. (In terms of stimulation is another story.)
Really there aren't any special feelings about getting a boner. It just kinda swells up and hardens. Do you get the same kind of urge to do something with it, though? Like, it feels good to press your crotch against something when you get a ghost boner?
allballsthrowaway735 karma2013-04-13 03:29:28 UTC
Yes... pressing against stuff... just the act of air humping a pillow works to release pressure.
Pedo_Spider1088 karma2013-04-13 02:00:25 UTC
How do women react when they find out after trying to get close to you?
allballsthrowaway2214 karma2013-04-13 02:16:10 UTC
I don't ever let them get close (probably because I'm gay, still in the closet though)
abbaby85803 karma2013-04-13 02:23:54 UTC
If you decide to come out, do you think this will have a major impact on your ability as a lover and partner? Does this prevent you from approaching people you are interested in?
allballsthrowaway1141 karma2013-04-13 02:26:15 UTC
Yes and yes.
proofinpuddin599 karma2013-04-13 02:49:22 UTC
Just sayin', there are probably tons of dudes that really wouldn't mind, as long as you're good with your mouth.
allballsthrowaway725 karma2013-04-13 03:11:54 UTC
Yeah... but a lasting relationship, I feel, would be difficult.
BasicDesignAdvice434 karma2013-04-13 03:33:15 UTC
at your current age, this is may be true. sucks to say but its the truth. as you get older you will more than likely find a) you are more willing and able to get what you want b) more comfortable with yourself and your faults and c) potential partners will be less interested in your sexual capacities and more interested in you as a person.
just stick it out. in fact, if you're gay than i am willing to bet there are a number of kinky gay dudes who would totally be into it. gay dudes are pretty kinky. you should call the Savage Love Cast. i bet he would be up to advise you.
allballsthrowaway347 karma2013-04-13 03:39:56 UTC
I've never heard of the Savage Love Cast. I'll check it out. Thank you.
spamalamadingdong161 karma2013-04-13 02:31:01 UTC
If anyone you know reads this, then theres a good chance that you may not be in the closet for long
allballsthrowaway317 karma2013-04-13 02:31:26 UTC
meneroth223 karma2013-04-13 02:34:44 UTC
They wont know the account, but your situation isn't really a common one.
allballsthrowaway419 karma2013-04-13 02:35:39 UTC
No one but my parents and some medical staff know about it.
Ferg8159 karma2013-04-13 03:02:26 UTC
Do your parents know you're gay?
allballsthrowaway256 karma2013-04-13 03:35:39 UTC
iwonderwhy1154 karma2013-04-13 02:42:39 UTC
Do you attribute your homosexuality to your lack of genitalia?
allballsthrowaway266 karma2013-04-13 02:48:49 UTC
I've thought of that. I've been studying penises for a long time. My parents wouldn't think twice when I would ask for a book on male reproductive systems and they had no qualms about me getting on the internet in the privacy of my own room (I guess their thoughts where on whats the worse that could happen).
Ser_Bron34 karma2013-04-13 03:32:31 UTC
I've been studying penises for a long time.
I've been studying penises for a long time.
Masters in Cockology?
allballsthrowaway172 karma2013-04-13 03:40:46 UTC
Urologist in training :D
My hope is to one day give hope to those who've suffered fates like mine.
bdubyageo812 karma2013-04-13 02:50:12 UTC
Did you already have a picture prepared for this AMA? You must have anticipated the request.
EDIT: Fucking eh, OP seriously delivered on this one. Kudos to you on having a decent outlook on your situation. You seem like a good guy, and regardless of any physical condition you've got a solid attitude. I'd bet you go far in life.
allballsthrowaway1375 karma2013-04-13 03:10:04 UTC
I plan on being a urologist! (no shit)
towlie_the_towel634 karma2013-04-13 02:19:33 UTC
But you're awesome at eating pussy right?
Or taking dick?
What I'm saying is that I hope that doesn't limit you. My dick mostly gets me into trouble anyway.
allballsthrowaway876 karma2013-04-13 02:23:59 UTC
2nd option... if I had a choice... but still haven't.
The_storm_is_coming622 karma2013-04-13 02:24:56 UTC
Is there any way you can have kids?
allballsthrowaway1464 karma2013-04-13 02:25:52 UTC
Yes. My reproductive system is intact. Just not the delivery mechanism.
greensign2078 karma2013-04-13 02:36:30 UTC
I am now going to refer to my dick as a delivery mechanism.
RobertJFClarke1583 karma2013-04-13 02:40:51 UTC
allballsthrowaway1048 karma2013-04-13 02:44:20 UTC
There needs to be a Gif for this...
deller85559 karma2013-04-13 02:38:55 UTC
Has anyone ever accidentally figured out your condition?
allballsthrowaway995 karma2013-04-13 02:58:54 UTC
Not really. When I was in peewee football I dressed at home and came to the game fully dressed. In junior high and high school I never took off my underwear and got in the shower. My balls still made it look like I was still packing so no one ever asked.
TheQuietOne461 karma2013-04-13 04:40:35 UTC
So glad you were not in my middle school. They forced us to take naked showers after Gym. And it was a typical shower room with no privacy. The coach would check and make sure our hair was damp and periodically checked the showers to make sure we went in. (Looking back I wonder if the coach was not a bit of a pedo)
allballsthrowaway875 karma2013-04-13 05:02:26 UTC
ifelseif496 karma2013-04-13 02:24:16 UTC
allballsthrowaway864 karma2013-04-13 02:25:13 UTC
I sit down. It usually makes a mess so I have to lean forward. I try to go when I'm not in public.... but shit happens.
ifelseif360 karma2013-04-13 02:26:34 UTC
allballsthrowaway703 karma2013-04-13 02:28:55 UTC
Yes. It's enough to stick a chapstick container in about the full length then it tapers off to a small hole. My parents did not opt for a urethral reroute under the balls due to risk of infection.
jaycrew744 karma2013-04-13 04:24:37 UTC
It's enough to stick a chapstick container in about the full length then it tapers off to a small hole.
It's enough to stick a chapstick container in about the full length then it tapers off to a small hole.
The specificity with which you gauge its diameter leads me to believe that you've put a chapstick container in there.
allballsthrowaway1060 karma2013-04-13 04:39:52 UTC
soundofwhite226 karma2013-04-13 02:39:20 UTC
The hole... is this where you ejaculate and pee from?
So sorry about the cancer/loss of penis. If you're comfortable enough with it, and get into a serious relationship, I'd suggest a strap on.
allballsthrowaway494 karma2013-04-13 02:54:57 UTC
Yes and yes. Like the penis is a tube right... it's got a tube inside of it. This is where the tube originates from.... didn't think I'd get this question honestly. It's pretty basic anatomy.
Daniellamb485 karma2013-04-13 02:10:53 UTC
Have you ever had any kind of romantic relationship? If so, did you tell them about your situation and how did they react?
allballsthrowaway1123 karma2013-04-13 02:13:45 UTC
I have had a lot of crushes.... but I haven't made a "move".... still working it out mentally.
Noyjeetut309 karma2013-04-13 03:08:11 UTC
What have you done with your extra free time that most spend trying to get their dick wet?
allballsthrowaway1119 karma2013-04-13 03:25:51 UTC
JosephStylin281 karma2013-04-13 02:18:00 UTC
How do you ejaculate?
allballsthrowaway591 karma2013-04-13 02:21:49 UTC
Great effort or a good dream.
SheeEttin311 karma2013-04-13 03:07:44 UTC
If you're interested in making it easier, have you tried anal/prostate stimulation?
allballsthrowaway952 karma2013-04-13 03:26:17 UTC
I have. It works.
black_renaissance259 karma2013-04-13 06:13:33 UTC
Fuck. You leave reddit for one night and some guy does an AMA who doesn't have a dick who can actually make jokes about it. That takes balls.
Edit:I added a word. Also came home drunk and do not remember leaving this comment.
allballsthrowaway729 karma2013-04-13 06:36:01 UTC
I don't dick around.
wildman79254 karma2013-04-13 03:08:17 UTC
Do you actually miss having a penis or want to have one? Say if you could hypothetically have an average penis but had to give up your legs, would you go for it?
allballsthrowaway872 karma2013-04-13 03:25:03 UTC
I'd give up my fucking legs and my left arm.........
Unpoopular253 karma2013-04-13 02:16:04 UTC
What is your next step? Are there options for penile implants? If so, are you interested in pursuing them?
allballsthrowaway487 karma2013-04-13 02:21:33 UTC
There is a skin graft available... but it's costly and not realistic. Serves no real function except maybe pissing at a urinal.
Pubesauce240 karma2013-04-13 02:34:37 UTC
Damnit, I'm really sorry that this happened to you. That is horrible. Sometimes the universe just sucks :(
How have your feelings about your condition changed over the years?
Edited for grammar.
allballsthrowaway612 karma2013-04-13 02:36:08 UTC
From depressed to living with it. Some people have it way worse than me.
xkcdFan1011011101111224 karma2013-04-13 02:44:32 UTC
I'm assuming you still get turned on by things just as often as everyone else your age?
allballsthrowaway342 karma2013-04-13 03:14:55 UTC
Yep. Very much so.
youarejustanasshole215 karma2013-04-13 03:59:29 UTC
This is kind of funny to me, as I too am bi and kinda have the exact opposite of your problem. I suffer from an-ejaculation (nothing comes out during orgasm), and that has hindered me from pursuing any relationships just the same.
In some universal way, you complete me.
Edit: Well at least a few girls on the internet don't find my condition absolutely repulsive, so changed "gay" to "bi"
allballsthrowaway100 karma2013-04-13 04:20:20 UTC
First Ive ever heard of that... have you ever ejaculated fluid? You should be producing seminal fluid from your prostate....
Burger_moon202 karma2013-04-13 02:39:41 UTC
Damn shaving would be a lot easier without a dick in the way. Also after seeing the pic, you should do this, bitches love it(I'd imagine gay men also).
How has all this affected your relationship with your parents?
Why couldn't doctors figure out you had cancer? Possible malpractice suit; get paid and buy all the stems cells in the world.
How far in does the hole go into your body?
You're a strong person and don't need our pitty so I won't say any shit like that but keep your head up and strong!
Edited for clarity.
allballsthrowaway272 karma2013-04-13 02:53:48 UTC
I purposely don't shave. I did once but it looked like I was a preteen. The hair kinda obscures the fact.. :-/
It's been good. They are positive. Very healthy family relationship.
I guess the parents aren't the suing type. Haven't asked them. Maybe the statue of limitations ran out as well. They could have tried to protect me too... I imagine that would have been on the news...
Like a thumbs length.
LonzDoe178 karma2013-04-13 03:12:18 UTC
allballsthrowaway293 karma2013-04-13 03:20:33 UTC
No, my balls are still there so maybe people think I just have a small penis. I havent had to ever "stuff".
I have, but not speedos. Just swimming shorts.
Sorta. I wear briefs... lest my nuts flop out of boxers. Other than that, tshirt and jeans.
I do have to have a sanitary napkin or 2 with me in my wallet just in case.
rosewoods117 karma2013-04-13 04:37:41 UTC
Girlfriend walks in: "what are you doing?"
Me: "looking at a guy with no penis."
Me: "I swear to god! He posted pictures"
allballsthrowaway102 karma2013-04-13 05:22:18 UTC
lmao... that's hilarous. don't give her any ideas though....
Bamboo_Razorwhip97 karma2013-04-13 02:37:35 UTC
Love the relevant username. Can you get a transplant? Implants? Have a problem being perpetually bottom?
allballsthrowaway192 karma2013-04-13 02:41:43 UTC
Transplant = expensive and useless
Implants = same thing
Bottom = still a virgin
Broncos_Fan68 karma2013-04-13 02:53:23 UTC
With sports and PE how did you manage to avoid taking a shower and being found out? Has it ever gotten weird avoiding scenarios like that?
allballsthrowaway251 karma2013-04-13 03:08:20 UTC
I left my underwear on when I changed. My biggest fear was that someone would yank my briefs down. I tried to change sitting down. This was, as you could imagine, very frighting for me... and yeah at high school I was teased and called smelly because I didn't take a shower after gym class. I ended up getting a pass the last 2 years and took "equestrian studies" (horse riding) that didn't require a change of clothes.
reddit_platinum_beta38 karma2013-04-13 03:09:55 UTC
Do you have any physical way to get yourself off? If not, do you avoid porn?
allballsthrowaway70 karma2013-04-13 03:23:03 UTC
It takes a little more effort and I tend to use my right hand more so I have to stop sometimes. Porn, no porn... it doesn't matter. Porn helps to make the process go faster though.
turduckensoup16 karma2013-04-13 03:28:51 UTC
I think your story is absolutely incredible and I cannot fathom what you've been through and deal with even on a day-to-day basis. I gotta admit though, the first thing I thought of when I saw your verification picture is this http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ponda_Baba
No offense or anything of course :D
allballsthrowaway31 karma2013-04-13 03:48:51 UTC
No, that made me smile =)
I always think of Peter Griffin's chin when I think of them.
Snaack4 karma2013-04-13 02:59:46 UTC
You said you are "still going through the motions of a normal-ish person", how is your social life different from other 'normal' people?
Also, what did they do with your amputated penis?
Thanks for doing this AMA and sharing your story. All the best to you sir.
allballsthrowaway8 karma2013-04-13 03:01:38 UTC
normal, but I'm gay... I guess that's what I meant.
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