Burger_moon

Can the people count on clubbing with you after you win? Will you be poppin bottles and makin it rain in celebration?

Damn shaving would be a lot easier without a dick in the way. Also after seeing the pic, you should do this, bitches love it(I'd imagine gay men also).

How has all this affected your relationship with your parents?

Why couldn't doctors figure out you had cancer? Possible malpractice suit; get paid and buy all the stems cells in the world.

How far in does the hole go into your body?

You're a strong person and don't need our pitty so I won't say any shit like that but keep your head up and strong!

Edited for clarity.

And fake tits. Those are great too.

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Good answer, good answer.