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rosewoods117 karma

Girlfriend walks in: "what are you doing?" Me: "looking at a guy with no penis." Girlfriend: "whatever" Me: "I swear to god! He posted pictures"

rosewoods28 karma

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rosewoods2 karma

E-penis. Only other person I've heard say that is Lirik

rosewoods1 karma

Could you pay for my plane ticket to Ohio for the party?

I'll bring the bitches