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(Update) I am a guy who lived in a tree on public land for a year.
This afternoon I took my wife to go and visit my old home and take it down. When I looked at my calendar, it had really been more like over two years since I had last been up (time flies) and as I suspected the platform was pretty trashed. My wife didn't end up climbing up with me, she took one look at that ladder and said she wasn't feeling "that adventurous". The platform was funky when I last saw it and now it was totally unusable (it wasn't weatherproofed enough). The deck gave way after I walked around on it and while I was lowering it to the ground the whole thing split in half and some of it fell to the ground. There is a little more stuff to haul out but its pretty much gone now. It was a little sad, even though I hadn't been up in ages, it was nice knowing that my little retreat in the woods was still there, waiting for me to visit whenever I wanted. As many of you guessed correctly it was located on Mt Tamalpais in Marin County.
Anyway here is the album: http://imgur.com/a/8mwiw
seamslegit235 karma
Thanks. It was inspring to hear that people enjoyed my adventure and it brought back so many great memories to recount it. It was a lot of fun to return today even though it was a little sad too.
thewizerdofaus63 karma
Do you want to make another tree house? like a proper house with rooms etc. On top of a huge tree!
seamslegit126 karma
I would love to do that. I have been learning a lot of carpentry in the last year so hopefully in the future I have the skills to do this. My wife and I just bought a house with a huge redwood tree in the back yard. Soon as escrow closes I will be at the top of that sucker.
sin_eater8245 karma
What made you want to remove it? Just to get the stuff it of the park? A reason to go back up?
hawtdawgspudder37 karma
Thanks for the update mate, it was cool to see where it was and how it was made. Do you think the people in the houses that you can see from the platform could have known you were there?
seamslegit48 karma
I spent about 30 minutes today down near those houses trying to spot the platform. I knew where it was approximately and I couldn't see it.
3rdgreatcheesewheel23 karma
Have you read the book the Baron in the Trees?(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baron_in_the_Trees) It's about an Italian noble who lives his entire life up in the treetops. Your story reminded me of it, it's quite good.
seamslegit39 karma
It just happened over a few months I wood spend less time in the tree and more time with my lady until I never went back.
sdtp14 karma
This is one of the most awesome things I've ever read, and you are likely one of the most awesome people I'll never meet. Congratulations on your wife, paying off your debts, doing something that should be so normal but people see as weird. You're awesome.
I have a couple of questions and if you answer them you win a prize:
Would you have considered a tree to live in had you no background in climbing? Would you have maybe lived in a cave or something?
I understand you did it for a few reasons (mostly to save money, do something to take your mind off your break up, etc) - do you think this lifestyle 'healed' you?
What did you do with mail/bank/money? Because, technically, you were homeless. Did you get mail sent to a family member's house?
How big was the platform? I've seen all the pictures but it's hard to get a scale. Was it literally just a platform? No roof? No weatherproofing?
When you have kids will you help them build a treehouse?
seamslegit24 karma
Would you have considered a tree to live in had you no background in climbing?
Probably not, I would have been way to scared.
Would you have maybe lived in a cave or something?
Probably not although I always loved the story of the yogi Milarepa.
I understand you did it for a few reasons (mostly to save money, do something to take your mind off your break up, etc) - do you think this lifestyle 'healed' you?
I think time in nature is one of the most healing things that we as humans can do. We were not designed to sit at desks in A/C or heated rooms and stare at computers. Everyone should unplug and go hit the trail. There are so many beautiful wild lands.
What did you do with mail/bank/money? Because, technically, you were homeless. Did you get mail sent to a family member's house?
Yes. I would go check in a few times a month. Collect mail do some laundry and cook dinner for everyone.
How big was the platform? I've seen all the pictures but it's hard to get a scale.
4x8
Was it literally just a platform? No roof? No weatherproofing?
I would hang a camouflage tarp that covered the whole thing during the rainy time but I would take it down whenever I could since I figured it would make it easier to spot the platform.
When you have kids will you help them build a treehouse?
If we do then yes. Actually the first platform I built as a test run for my then 7 year old sister (20+ year difference) which we hung about 10 feet up in her yard and she used as a tree fort.
Bluest_waters2 karma
milarepa!
Such a rare thing to see this type of reference on Reddit
For the curious
http://buddhism.about.com/od/whoswhoinbuddhism/a/Milarepa.htm
seamslegit1 karma
tl;dr He killed a bunch of people with black magic in 11 century Tibet, then regretted what he did and spent the rest of his life trying to master his mind living as a yogi in caves and teaching people how to end suffering.
NeonRock11 karma
So how do people react when you tell them about it? Do they assume you're some kind of crazy hermit person?
seamslegit31 karma
I don't really tell people about it. When I did live there I kept it on the down low. Only my close friends and family knew and they knew I didn't want to share that information. I have a professional job and I don't want people thinking I was as crazy as I am.
Magroo4 karma
You should embrace the crazy, and use it to get a job as some sort of innovator/crazy person.
seamslegit14 karma
Wait you can get a job titled "crazy person"? I want those business cards!
JackoGnarsteeze11 karma
You may not read this, as I only have one thing to say. As an arboriculture student this is very inspiring. My next camping weekend will be spent in a tree. Thank you for making your journey public. PS if you're ever in Ontario Canada I would love to take you for a climb.
seamslegit3 karma
Awesome. It would be fun to go up with someone who knows what they are doing.
Bluest_waters9 karma
This is a not necessarily a reddit friendly question but I would ask it anyway
I talked to two different people who lived in trees like you did for an extended period of time
Both Told me that it one point or another they actually saw some type of energy jumping from tree to tree or something along those lines
Almost like a visible electric charge
Did you ever see or witness anything like that up there?
bleedgreenandwhite128 karma
Forestry major here. Those are Douglas Fir(Pseudotsuga menziesii) pine cones. Our professor always described them as a squirrel jumping into the pine cone with the tail sticking out. In case you wanted to know.
seamslegit3 karma
Thanks. Although those are just stock photo of a Douglas-Fir not ones I took of my tree.
shankmuffin8 karma
What tips would you have for some one who wants to live in the wild. Such as needs to begin. Area choice. Things to expect.
seamslegit7 karma
Be comfortable with solitude, practice meditation. A lot of the US is tough in the winter time so you really need some shelter.
mercutiomongoose8 karma
Did you ever hear anyone doing any hanky panky in the park, committing crimes or strange animal noises?
seamslegit12 karma
Just the normal animal noises. I was the only one I saw committing crimes.
RugerRedhawk10 karma
It's sectional. Usually you mount one piece at a time as you go up. They are commonly used for hunting tree stands.
seamslegit7 karma
Yup. Just carried a piece at a time. The first climb I had someone belay me up.
Heatednemz5 karma
I would never have the guts to do what you did. I think its extremely cool of you to pull it off, and then share your experience with us.I thoroughly enjoyed reading about it. After looking at the pics, I dont blame your wife for not wanting to climb up there.It looks like a tough job, hard to imagine you did that every day.
My question : If they make a movie on you, which actor would you like to see play you?
seamslegit4 karma
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Frogtarius3 karma
Have you thought about designing tree houses, since you have the practicality of living in a tree?
seamslegit5 karma
I am not much of an architect or carpenter but I alway fall in love those treehouse coffee table books. I am sure I will build something in the trees again, maybe on my own land.
Baboopaboop3 karma
When you came down for the last time did you know it was for the last time?
tearlock3 karma
Time to get the treatment for that screenplay copyrighted. Can't keep Keri Russel waiting.
PsyAyeAyeDuck2 karma
A couple questions since I'm way late to the party.
How did you receive mail such as bills, invitations, etc.?
What was the arrangements of car insurance if any?
seamslegit2 karma
- Had mail sent to family and picked it up a few times a month. 2. I had it.
seamslegit3 karma
I dont know. I had been paying about $1000 in rent plus utilities so over over $13,000 but like some people said, my food expenses were higher than they otherwise would have been.
acid_wash_farts2 karma
Me too! No disrespect, just had a thought about the kind of hygiene necessary to live in a tree for a year.
seamslegit3 karma
I had good hygiene I went to the 24 hour gym once or twice a day and did my workout and shit, shower, shave.
ejmw2 karma
Thanks for the AMA and the update. I greatly enjoyed it, and I'm glad you took it down and cleaned it up responsibly.
And remember, there's always retirement for another adventure like this :)
seamslegit2 karma
Sure but I think that will more likely be in a RV with internet and a toilet.
sstik1 karma
Refer to original AMA. He slept in his car, girlfriend's, friend's or family's houses.
seamslegit6 karma
and sometimes I just hung up a camouflage tarp. It rains a lot in Northern California so you cant always go run out of the trees every time there is a little rain.
supersaying2 karma
Was that ladder on the tree just left there the whole two years since you were there last?
seamslegit5 karma
I hate the chemicals of pressure treated wood but it retrospect in probably would have held up better.
snermy1 karma
Thanks for your original AMA and this followup. I really enjoyed your comments and photos.
One question. How come you didn't wrap a weather-resistant tarp around the platform before leaving it? Did you plan to return again and just didn't get a chance until now? Thanks again!
seamslegit3 karma
Yeah, I should have. The last time I slept up there was early autumn and I guess the days turned to week turned to months turned to years and I just never went up. I did take a trip to visit a while back and I swept it off of debris and already the deck was peeling with water damage.
ReddetteUser1 karma
What type of place do you live in now?
What do you miss most and least from your past tree living life?
seamslegit3 karma
A regular old home. I miss the fresh air and beautiful view, waking up with the sun on my head and realizing yet again that I am 100 feet off the ground. I don't miss sleeping by myself and having to trek/drive 15 minutes to use the head.
BoomerPetway1 karma
What have you learned about tree-platform design? Any advice or pitfalls to point out to the next generation of would-be tree-livers?
seamslegit4 karma
Well I probably should have used pressure treated wood and sealed it up better so it would last longer. Also I should have used some better protection for the tree with the chains. There wasn't much damage but The whole point of hanging it was so I wouldn't hurt the tree. As someone pointed out webbing probably would have held up just fine.
Oswaldwashere1 karma
This question is probably already answered somewhere but i dont have time right now to search through the posts. Only one question, Why did you do this?
beepiamajeep345 karma
I really enjoyed that AMA. Sorry to hear about your tree fort. :(
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