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acid_wash_farts112 karma

Instead of looking alert, now I just look really surprised when I raise my brows. As I should!

Well, my face has two levels of raised brows. There's alert, and there's surprised. Alert is about half way as high as surprised.

acid_wash_farts103 karma

Is it really the same? A woman sleeping around is not a crime. Past criminal behaviour can certainly be used in a court case

acid_wash_farts41 karma

Realistically it's helpful information for a killer from the standpoint of cleaning up any incriminating evidence

acid_wash_farts36 karma

As a (less successful than OP) audio engineer myself, I can confirm that 90% is a very conservative estimate.

acid_wash_farts7 karma

On a related note, are you aware that there are people out there who go to concerts for the sole aim of touching girls inappropriately in a tight crowd? Do security guards watch out for those types?