IAm 'Diamond' Joe Biden, Presented by The Onion. Ask Me Anything
Thanks for doing me a real solid Reddit. I'm 'Diamond' Joe Biden and I'll be answering your questions today beginning at 2 PM Central/3 PM Eastern to celebrate today's release of my new autobiography The President of Vice, a hot-shit Kindle Single published by The Onion.
You are welcome to ask me anything about the book, how to round up tail and make them wail, my Trans Am, things you can make into a pipe, Barack, or where we can hook up later if you're a smokin' hot mamacita.
I'm fairly hammered right now so I'll try to answer as many of your questions as I can before I pass out. I don't know what other crap I'm supposed to type here. Please buy this book or some real rough dudes are gonna hurt Joe real bad. Until then, grab a brewski and enjoy the ride.
UPDATE: Got plenty of digits from the Reddit Ladies. A whole lotta poon prospects from this AMA. Shit, I'd love to stay and chat longer, but I gots to split. Please buy my book, I still really need the dough.
Until next time, enjoy this.
–Diamond Joe Biden