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causing Jimmy Fallon to crack up, despite not even being in the sketch

How did you maintain your cool and manage not to put Paul Ryan in a rear naked choke hold during the debate?

just a bunch of rocks

haha that was my first thought too, my second thought was that a bunch of rich Republicans had eaten piss soup or better yet the clam chowder

Tossing a zippo in a 747's fuel trail seems so down-to-earth and realistic compared to driving a car up a ramp and taking out a chopper with it.