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Yo $0.50 . . . what happened on that pitch?

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In freedom language that's "Beer".

readcommentbackwards2012 karma

Well you're 1 step ahead of our House and Senate. I don't think they could make tacos.

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You could say he takes nothing for granite.

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Joel, first of all, welcome to the Internets.

I know that you're a married man and probably have a happy marriage. However, most of the Reddit community is wondering this:

  1. During Alison Brie's "Santa Baby" lapdance . . . what did you think about to avoid an awkward erection?

  2. Also, did you know Ken Jeong has a medical degree from UNC (Go Heels) . . . and would you ever trust him to operate on you?

  3. Finally: Favorite Childish Gambino song?