Lloyd Kaufman

What is different: The media industry has become a cartel of a small number of conglomerates which has economically blacklisted the genuinely independent artist. What has remained the same: The media industry has become a cartel of a small number of conglomerates which has economically blacklisted the genuinely independent artist.

Not only do I forgive you, but I masturbate continually to that memory. Let me see your short film, please. Send to The Troma Team via www.troma.com

I love James Gunn. The minute he started working for Troma I knew he was a great talent, and after he masturbated on my desk I was forever indebted to him.

Yes, please mail the redacted Sizzle Beach USA material to

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC.

Thank you very much! You'll be doing your country a great service! Also, I cannot, for the life of me imagine what Chinese film festival would want to show Sizzle Beach USA, even though it is Kevin Costner's first (and best) movie!

Why do you keep sending me inappropriate pictures at night?

I tried to turn him gay, he refused. But he is the best; we had a wonderful time, and I'll never forget the experience. In case some people out there don't know who he is, he's the Angry Video Game Nerd, whose following is ten times bigger than Katy Perry!

Rooster Teeth is a great collective of creators of art, commerce, and they represent all that is good in America! Having made Poultrygeist, I can especially relate to anything fowl, especially Rooster Teeth. Keep an eye out, Rooster Teeth and company will be licensing a 2019 cavalcade of Troma movies!

Lemmy is in about 10 Troma movies and he showed up in our office one day since he was a big fan of Toxic Avenger at the time.

It was great to work with him! He never charged us a penny for his acting. Just a bottle of Maker's Mark and a couple of Tromettes for company while on set.

Troma would love to do a "Class of Nuke 'Em High" TV series. It would be "Ash vs Evil Dead" meets "Twin Peaks" meets "Saved By the Bell"! Everyone write to Netflix and demand it!

Yes! If something one of a kind and brilliant, such as My Neighbor Totoro or A Very Troma Christmas, comes along we'll certainly be happy to introduce it to the American public, as we did with Miyazaki's film.